Are there any funny clean alternatives to funny dirty jokes stories?

Well, there are tons of clean funny jokes. For instance, why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! It's a simple yet hilarious joke that can make anyone laugh without any inappropriate content.

Sure! There are plenty of clean and funny stories. For example, there's the story of the little boy who tried to feed his teddy bear with real food, not realizing it wasn't alive. He got so frustrated when the bear didn't 'eat' that it was really cute.

One more. A teacher asked a student, 'If I give you two cats and two more cats and two more cats, how many cats would you have?' The student thought for a while and said, 'Seven cats, because I already have one cat at home.' The teacher was so surprised at the unexpected answer.

Once there was a group of ducks walking in a line. The last duck kept asking the one in front, 'Quack? Quack?' (which means 'Why? Why?'). The front duck finally turned around and said, 'Because we're ducks, that's why!' It's a simple but cute and funny short story.

Well, we could have 'Little Johnny Jokes - The Hilarious School Adventures'. For example, there's the one where Little Johnny is asked in class what a kangaroo's baby is called. He says 'A Joey' and then adds 'Just like my mom calls me Joey sometimes when I'm jumping around the house!'.

A story for you. There was a little boy who was very nervous about his first day at school. His mother told him to be brave and that he would make lots of friends. When he got to school, he saw a little girl crying. He went up to her and said, 'Don't cry. I'm new here too. Let's be friends.' And they became good friends. It's a simple but sweet clean story.

Yes, there are many. For example, fairy tales are always full of magic and positive values. They can take you to a world of imagination and teach you good things like kindness and courage.

Sure. Here's a clean joke: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. As for a funny story, once there was a little boy who thought his nose was too big. So he decided to pull it every day to make it smaller. After a week, his nose was still big but his arms were really long.

You can find them in some children's joke books. They are full of clean and family - friendly jokes and stories.

Joke: What key has legs and can't open doors? A turkey! Story: In a barnyard, all the animals were having a party. The turkey was the DJ. He started dancing and making funny gobbling sounds instead of playing music. All the animals joined in and it turned into a hilarious dance party.