What are some Funny Tinder Horror Stories you've heard?

I heard about a Tinder date where the two people had planned to go to a nice restaurant. But on the way, they passed by a food truck that smelled amazing. So they ditched their restaurant plans and had a great time eating from the food truck, sharing stories and laughing. It was an unexpected but really fun date. This shows that sometimes the best dates are the ones that don't go as planned.

A friend of mine was on a flight and the person in front of him reclined their seat all the way back suddenly, smashing his laptop that was on the tray table. It was a total mess and there was a big argument between them. The flight attendants had to step in to calm things down.

One of the craziest was a couple who met on Tinder and started dating. But then they found out they were actually related somehow. It was a huge shock and they had to break up right away. It's like a really strange and unexpected turn of events.

A friend of mine once went on a Tinder date. The guy she met was much older than his profile picture showed. He was also drunk when they met. He started slurring his words and making inappropriate jokes. My friend felt really unsafe and had to call a friend to come pick her up.

I heard a story where a couple met on Tinder and they went for a long walk on the beach on their first date. They talked all night and ended up sharing a really sweet, passionate kiss under the moonlight. It was more about the connection than just physical intimacy.

One story that stands out is about two people who were both in the military. They met on Tinder while on leave. They quickly realized they had a lot in common, like their military discipline and love for their country. They kept in touch during their deployments and when they were both back home, they got married. Their Tinder encounter was like a fateful meeting that brought two patriotic hearts together.

There was this instance where a person in an office always took the credit for others' work. One of his colleagues printed out pictures of donkeys and put them on his cubicle walls with the words 'Credit stealer'. It was really embarrassing for him. Another funny revenge story is that a person's friend always double - dipped their chips. So the person bought really spicy salsa and when the friend double - dipped again, his mouth was on fire.

There was a man who got drunk at a wedding. He mistook the bride's veil for a tablecloth and tried to pull it off the table (the bride's head) to clean up some imaginary mess. His face when he realized what he was doing was priceless.

I heard about a guy at a buffet. He piled his plate so high with food that some of it was falling off. When the waitress told him there were rules about taking too much, he said he had a big appetite. But then he couldn't finish it all and just left it on his plate. It was really a funny display of selfishness.

Well, I heard this one recently. A man went to the dentist. The dentist asked him if he flossed regularly. The man said, 'Yes, whenever I can't find any food between my teeth.'