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Funny toilet stories: Have you ever had a really funny encounter in a toilet?

2024-12-08 20:46
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I was at a concert and the portable toilets were all lined up. One of them had a 'Out of Order' sign on it, but someone still went in. Then we heard all kinds of banging and cursing as they realized it really was out of order. It was both funny and a bit embarrassing for the person who went in.

Yes. I once went into a toilet and found that someone had left a really strange note on the mirror. It said 'If you can read this, you're too close to the mirror'. It made me chuckle.

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Funny toilet stories: What are some funny things that happened in the toilet?

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2024-12-08 14:52

There was this instance where my friend accidentally locked herself in the toilet at a restaurant. She was panicking and trying to get out while we were all laughing outside. Eventually, the staff had to help her out. It was really funny seeing her flustered face when she finally came out.

Funny clogged toilet stories. Have you got any?

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2024-11-20 06:31

There was this time at work when the toilet in the men's restroom got clogged. Turns out, someone had dropped their phone in there by accident while trying to use it and multitask. They didn't want to admit it at first. When the plumber finally retrieved it, it was completely dead. The whole situation was both ridiculous and funny.

What are some funny public toilet stories?

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2024-11-08 11:49

Once I was in a public toilet and there was a sign on the door that said 'Out of Order' but someone had written 'Order has been restored by the Toilet Fairy' below it. It made me laugh out loud.

Toilet Seat Up Funny Story

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2024-12-08 08:04

One funny story is when my friend was in a rush to use the bathroom at a new place. He didn't notice the toilet seat was up and sat right down. There was a big splash! He was so shocked and then started laughing at himself. It was really hilarious.

Can you share some funny toilet paper stories?

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2024-12-13 16:58

Once, my little brother thought toilet paper rolls were like building blocks. He took a bunch of them and tried to build a tower in the bathroom. It was so funny to see it all tumble down when he reached the third roll.

Can you share some funny toilet not gross stories?

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2024-12-05 11:54

Once, my friend went to a very fancy restaurant. When she entered the toilet, she found that the toilet seat had a built - in heater and a music player. She was so surprised and amused that she ended up staying in there a bit longer just to enjoy the 'luxury' toilet experience. It was really funny.

Funny clogged toilet stories. Can you share some?

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2024-11-20 13:14

Sure. A friend of mine once flushed a large wad of chewing gum down the toilet. It clogged it up so badly that the water wouldn't go down at all. He was so embarrassed when he had to tell his parents what he had done. They had to use a plunger for ages before it finally got unclogged.

Can you share some funny holiday toilet stories?

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2024-11-18 17:18

Once during Christmas, my family had a lot of guests. The toilet paper roll in the bathroom ran out while someone was in there. They had to call out for help in a really funny, embarrassed voice. It was quite a laugh when we realized what was going on.

Can you share some funny toilet training stories?

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2024-11-07 12:09

Sure! One time, my little nephew was so excited about his new 'big boy' toilet seat. He ran to it every five minutes, even when he didn't actually need to go. He would sit there, singing songs and making faces at himself in the mirror. Another story is about a friend's kid who thought the toilet was a magical place. He would flush the toilet over and over again, just to watch the water swirl, and then laugh hysterically.

What are some examples of funny toilet not gross stories?

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2024-12-06 02:27

I remember going to a hotel where the toilet had a self - closing lid that made a really funny whooshing sound. Every time someone used it, we would laugh at the sound. It was like a little entertainment in the bathroom.

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