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Can you share some Funny Christian Mom Stories?

2024-12-09 00:45
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There was a Christian mom who always took her kids to church. One Sunday, as they were getting ready, her daughter put on a really big, floppy hat. When they got to church, the hat kept falling in front of her daughter's face during the sermon. The mom tried to be serious but couldn't help but giggle at the sight of her daughter constantly pushing the hat back up.

Sure. One story is about a Christian mom who was trying to teach her kids about the concept of prayer. She told them to close their eyes and talk to God like He was right there. Her little boy then opened his eyes and said, 'Mom, God said He can't come to the phone right now because He's busy with the angels!'

Thank you for Waiting, Mister Tang!

Thank you for Waiting, Mister Tang!

Forced out by her step-mother, she was driven to desperation and had no way of surviving other than to sign herself away and marry herself into a rich and influential family. Three years into the marriage, her wealthy husband had spoiled her to heavens. The only problem was that they had no inheritors in their family. Inside the luxurious mansion, Pei Qiqi angrily threw a stack of newspaper onto the man, “The article is claiming that I am a hen who cannot lay eggs! But Tang Yu, it’s you who has issues!” The man put down the newspaper and agreed to what his young wife was saying, “Why would they write false information? Your zodiac is the pig!” “Tang! Yu!” She stomped her feet out of anger. The man grinned, “So what we have no kids? You are my little baby.” Pei Qiqi thought, how did this scene change so fast!
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Endless  Pampering Only For You

Endless Pampering Only For You

As childhood sweethearts, they were made to engage under the manipulations of their families. It involved having to to live in the same room and sleep together. One night, she is accidentally made drunk, and in his delirium, he kisses her only to realize he enjoys it. From time to time, he would sneak a kiss on her, but his “crime” is eventually discovered in an accident. After being accused by her, he says with a smile, “You are my wife, why can’t I kiss you?” The two people’s daily routine is full of bickering and mutual discrediting of each other. Although he claims to disparage, he actually cares intensely about her. He feels crazily jealous when she is close to other men, to the point of tying her to his side, so that she becomes exclusively his. Tags: Campus Love, Childhood Sweethearts, Pampering Romance
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The Rest Of My Life Is For You

The Rest Of My Life Is For You

Yu Yuehan is the usual rich, perfect, aloof president—the richest man in City H; but one day, a female toddler suddenly appears in his life as his daughter! Despite being certain that he has never touched a woman before, DNA tests certify that the toddler is his! He soon becomes a good 'daddi' for the little toddler, Xiao Liuliu. Two years later, for some inexplicable reason, Xiao Liuliu becomes very fond of a trial nurse, Nian Xiaomu, hired to take care of her. Nian Xiaomu has a strong personality and refuses to let anyone bully her. Constantly wary that anyone might cause harm to his daughter, Yu Yuehan keeps a constant watch over Nian Xiaomu. However, his black-bellied daughter has plans for her father up her sleeves… Over time, Nian Xiaomu reveals her charming side bit by bit; and for the first time in his life, Yu Yuehan is drawn in by this mysterious woman… Keywords: Mysterious Daughter, Cute Daughter, Aloof, Nurse, Strong Woman Cute Scene: "Daddi, you are so handsome!" Xiao Liuliu blushes. "Daddi, I want hugs!" Xiao Liuliu coos. "Daddi, I want a younger sister! Quick make one with Mommi." "Daddi…" Yu Yuehan says in a deadpan fashion, "I have never slept with any woman! How can I have a daughter!?" "Did Mommi sleep with you without you realizing it?" Yu Yuehan: "…” We have a Patreon which you can support us at: https://www.patreon.com/restofmylifeisforyou We have advanced chapters to offer, as well as goals to increase our weekly release rate!
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2430 Chs
Can't Take My Eyes Off You

Can't Take My Eyes Off You

“Commander Lu, there are rumors that we are sleeping together, we have a fling!” He looked up from under the blanket and slowly got up. “What do you want from me?” “Deny it, say it’s fake, stop it from spreading…” He pushed her against the wall, blocking her mouth by a rough kiss. “Mrs. Lu, we have to substantiate the rumor.” Before she was born again, what she had been doing was staying away from him! After she was born again, what she always wanted to do was give him offsprings! Lu Xingzhi strived for two personal mottos his entire life: First, it was illegal to undermine military marriage. Two, Jiang Yao was his in this eternity, till death do they part.
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May the rest of my life be sweet to you

May the rest of my life be sweet to you

"Uncle, I was punished for being late! " "Buy the school. " "Uncle, I was bullied! " "SEND THEM TO HEAVEN! " In this era of competing for fathers, Qin Sheng never competed for fathers. Those things were too extravagant. She didn't have them, she only competed for uncles! Ever since she had a rich uncle, she lived a life of fighting and being cleaned up by others, causing trouble and being scapegoated by others. Her three big goals in life were to make him fall in love with her, fall in love with her, fall in love with her!
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The wife of a powerful family: Huo Shao, how dare you flirt with me

The wife of a powerful family: Huo Shao, how dare you flirt with me

On the day of her escape from prison, she had died unexpectedly and was reborn into the body of Madam Huo. He was the heir to the number one financial magnate. She had charged out of nowhere and from then on, the obedient and weak Madam Huo had started to awaken. She had been trampled under her feet. Huo Shao had expressed that since she had already been conquered, wouldn't it be too unfair for her if she did not give her body to him? The muzzle of the gun was aimed at her head, "I only lost my wife and did not divorce. Choose between loving me or dying for love. " Gu Ruochu,"..." Do I still have a choice?
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Can you share some funny Christian stories?

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2024-11-30 01:34

One funny story is about a young Sunday school student. When asked who made the sea, he replied 'Noah, because he had an ark!'. It was a cute mix - up of creation and the story of Noah's Ark.

Can you share some christian funny stories?

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2024-11-11 14:15

Sure. There was a priest who was always misplacing his glasses. One day during the sermon, he couldn't find them again. He said, 'Dear Lord, help me find my glasses.' Then he suddenly realized he was wearing them all along. The congregation had a good laugh.

Can you share some funny Christian stories?

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2024-11-08 06:26

Sure. There was a pastor who was always misplacing his glasses. One Sunday, during the sermon, he was searching everywhere for them on the pulpit. Finally, he realized they were on top of his head all along. The congregation had a good laugh.

Can you share some inspiring Christian mom stories?

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2024-11-06 01:44

One Christian mom I know was very involved in the church community. She organized Bible study groups for other moms and their kids. Through this, she not only strengthened her own faith but also helped many families in the neighborhood grow closer to God. She was like a guiding light in the community, always there to offer support and spiritual advice.

Can you share some funny christian wedding stories?

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2024-12-10 15:50

Sure. One story is about a Christian wedding where the flower girl was so excited that instead of scattering the petals gently down the aisle, she started throwing them in big handfuls at the guests. Everyone was laughing as they got showered with flower petals.

Can you share some funny christian missionary stories?

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2024-12-05 05:09

One funny story is about a missionary who went to a remote village. He was trying to explain the concept of Noah's Ark. He made a little model of the ark out of twigs and leaves. But when he showed it to the local kids, they thought it was a really strange bird's nest and started looking for eggs in it. It was quite a humorous misunderstanding.

Can you share some Funny Christian Fishing Stories?

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2024-11-30 12:31

There was a fisherman who was a devout Christian. One day while fishing, he dropped his Bible into the water by accident. He reached in to get it and his hand landed on a big fish. He took it as a sign that God has a sense of humor and provides in unexpected ways.

Can you share some funny Christian short stories?

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2024-11-24 07:33

One funny Christian short story is about a little boy in Sunday school. The teacher was talking about Noah's Ark and asked if anyone could name two of every animal. The little boy raised his hand and said, 'Two lions and two tigers.' Then he added, 'But Noah didn't have to go to the zoo. God brought the animals to him.'

Can you share some clean christian funny stories?

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2024-11-22 11:19

Sure. There was a little boy in Sunday school. When the teacher asked about the Ten Commandments, he said, 'Don't steal, don't lie... and don't let the alligators bite you!' Everyone laughed at his innocent addition.

Can you share some funny Christian anecdote stories?

1 answer
2024-11-21 12:02

Sure. There was a priest who was known for his absent - mindedness. One Sunday, he started his sermon and then suddenly realized he was wearing two different shoes. His parishioners couldn't help but chuckle when he sheepishly pointed it out.

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