Funny Narcissist Stories: Can You Recall Any Amusing Incidents Involving Narcissists?

I had a friend who was a bit of a narcissist. Whenever we went to a party, he would immediately find the biggest mirror in the place and start preening himself. He thought he was the most attractive person there. One time, he started dancing in front of the mirror, completely oblivious to the fact that people were watching him and laughing. He was so into his own little world that he didn't care what others thought. It was really a hilarious sight.

Sure. There was a patient who was so bored that he started making shadow puppets on the wall using the light from the medical devices. The nurses and other patients were entertained. Another patient thought the ICU was a hotel and asked for a room service menu.

Sure. He had an incident where he was at an event and thought he could fit through a small doorway sideways. But he got stuck! He wiggled around trying to get free while everyone was cracking up. Eventually he managed to get through, all red - faced and still laughing at himself.

Yes, the way they made their hiding place feel like a home in some ways. They might have had some funny DIY attempts to decorate or make the place more comfortable. Like using odd items to create a makeshift chair or table. It's these small, creative and somewhat humorous efforts that stand out as funny in the story.

There was this adjuster who went to see a car with a large scrape. The driver said a ghost had pushed his car into a pole. The adjuster, being a practical person, started looking for real causes like skidding marks or other cars involved. But the whole idea of a ghost - caused accident made for a really funny story among his colleagues later.

At a rooftop party on a high - rise, a guy tried to do a magic trick. He was going to make a coin disappear. But as he flung his hand out over the edge (not too close, of course), the wind caught the coin and it flew away. He was so shocked and we all burst out laughing. He then joked that he had made the coin teleport to the street below.

A colleague of mine had a Doordash order for some Chinese food. The driver got to the wrong building first and ended up at a dentist's office. The dentist's receptionist called my colleague to say there was a confused Doordash driver with her food at their place. By the time the driver finally reached my colleague, he was red - faced but also laughing. It was quite a story that spread around our office and always makes us laugh when we think about it.

At a Good Friday gathering, a family brought their pet parrot along. During the prayer time, the parrot started repeating some of the words in a really funny voice. It was completely unexpected and had everyone in stitches. The parrot then started singing a little jingle it had learned which was completely out of place but so hilarious. It made the Good Friday event much more memorable for all those present.

Well, an army veteran once shared that during a parade, his uniform hat was a bit too big. As they were marching, it kept slipping down over his eyes. He had to keep adjusting it while trying to maintain his composure and march in step. His fellow soldiers couldn't stop giggling at his struggle.

A Queen's bodyguard was once startled by a sudden loud noise from a car backfiring. He jumped a little but quickly regained his composure. However, his momentary lapse was quite funny to those who witnessed it.