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Tell me a nonsense funny short story.

2024-12-07 15:08
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Once upon a time, there was a fish that wanted to climb a tree. All the other fish in the pond thought it was crazy. But this fish was determined. It wiggled out of the water and flopped towards a tree. A squirrel saw it and said, 'You're a fish, you belong in the water!' But the fish replied, 'I'm tired of swimming, I want to see the world from above!' In the end, a kind-hearted bird picked up the fish and placed it on a low branch. The fish was so happy and declared it was the best view ever.

A group of clouds once had a race. The big, fluffy white clouds were all very competitive. One cloud named Charlie was very small and gray. All the other clouds laughed at him and said he couldn't win. But Charlie had a trick up his sleeve. He started to gather all the raindrops around him. As he got heavier and heavier, he started to fall faster than the other clouds. In the end, he won the race because he turned into a rain cloud and reached the finish line on the ground first.

Who Is the Real Daughter: Miss Lin Takes No Nonsense After Her Rebirth

Who Is the Real Daughter: Miss Lin Takes No Nonsense After Her Rebirth

Lin Yin was an unfortunate girl who lived in the slums for eighteen years because of mistaken identities at birth. Even though she was brought back to live with her real parents, there was no place for her amongst them. She was constantly bullied and scolded for no reason; her own biological parents would leave her in the dirt just because Su Fei shed a tear. Swindled, and betrayed the very person she fell in love with, she was finally going to escape her dark life when she realized that it was all a setup — that she was just a clown. She dragged her poisoned body as she tried to escape, but she was killed regardless at the loud crack of a gunshot. Her departed spirit watched as her biological parents coldly said, "She has never been our daughter. Burn her, throw her into the dirt — you can do whatever you like." As the guest left, a man stood sighing with sympathy. "Take her to a funeral home. Let's hope that in her next life, she can live for herself and not suffer so much grief." How laughable it was that she had lived for so long, but a stranger turned out to be the one who gave her a proper funeral! Soon, Lin Yin lost consciousness, and woke up to find that she had gone back in time, to the first year after she returned to the Su family! This time, she decided to live for herself without compromise! Still, just as she thought she would have to do this alone, she never imagined that she would be reunited with three brothers, although they never showed up in her last life! They were Mu Heng, the magnate, Mu Qing, the prodigious doctor, and Mu Ran, the heartthrob and movie star! In her last life, she gave her heart to the wrong people and suffered a tragic end, but in this life, her brothers were pampering her to death! Mu Heng: She's my sister! I'll protect her! Mu Qing: Who dares bully my sister! Mu Ran: She's my sister! I'll spoil her! Lu Ming: She's my wife! I'll watch over her! Mu Heng, Mu Qing, and Mu Ran: Get out!
4.0
1004 Chs
Tell Me Again, My Love

Tell Me Again, My Love

On the surface, Ryn looked like a normal quiet girl who only focused on her study and did not even bother about things outside her study. However, the whole campus was shocked to know she was actually a popular model who just made a comeback after two years 'retired'. To make them more shocked when a very popular singer, Jeremy was her ex-boyfriend and now wanted her back. Of course, to add the spice in her life, a model who is her university's mate fell in love with her. Now she had to choose between these two, as well as balancing her life as a boring student but an exciting model. ******* “Sign this contract.” He nudged the contract toward her. “Can I think first?” she asked weakly. “Five seconds.” Jack felt generous and gave her time to think. “See how good my mood is today?”
4.2
778 Chs
FUNNY STORIES UNLIMITED

FUNNY STORIES UNLIMITED

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.
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330 Chs
Your Ayes Tell

Your Ayes Tell

Apa yang terjadi jika seseorang yang sangat membenci penghianatan di dalam satu hubungan, namun berakhir di khianati oleh kekasihnya sendiri, kekasih yang akan ia nikahi. Aiden Elves Estley, pria berusia 27 tahun, berkepribadian sedikit tertutup. Seorang pemilik Perusahaan yang berkembang di bidang industri, mencampakkan kekasih yang berkhianat tepat malam di mana ia akan melamarnya. Hannah Eldora, gadis berusia 22 tahun, berkepribadian ceria, namun sedikit ceroboh. Seorang yang di penuhi kesederhanaan dalam hal apapun meski memiliki segalanya. Mahasiswa tingkat dua jurusan Akuntansi. Dan satu ikatan pun terjadi, setelah keduanya bertemu dalam satu insiden yang tidak di sengaja, berawal dari keduanya yang berada di dalam satu mobil yang sama. Di mana kondisi Aiden Elves dalam keadaan mabuk, hingga keduanya berakhir di sebuah Hotel.
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312 Chs
Funny Chats

Funny Chats

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.
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255 Chs
Love Me Harder And Other Short Love Stories

Love Me Harder And Other Short Love Stories

Short stories to accompany you.. STORY-1: Falling For The Antagonist, Mr. Choi! Seeing her father getting killed right in front of her eyes, Na Ae Ra swears that she will avenge her father. 12 years later, she finds the person who killed her father, was none other than her first love, Choi Yu Shik. What will Na Ae Ra do? Will she avenge her father or not do anything? STORY-2: Love Me Harder Song Yu Qi, a high school graduate gets married to a man whom she barely knows. Without knowing much about him, she soon falls in love with him. Since then, a cute give and take relationship starts in between the two. STORY-3: The Promise Baek Ji Ah and Kang Minhyuk were living happily married for a year until, Baek Ji Ah's long-lost childhood friend, Lee In Joon appears and their married life crumbles. Will Ji Ah be able to amend her broken heart by finding love in her childhood friend's embrace or get back with her husband? STORY-4: An Unexpected Proposal Han Sora always had a crush on Lee Yi Kyung since high school and she even encourages herself to propose him on the graduation day but instead gets proposed by Yi Kyung's elder brother, Lee Junsu... Will Sora's heart melt with Junsu's flowing love? Or Does Junsu's heart gets broken into pieces? STORY-5: Love Amidst Investigation Park Ji Hyun is a detective who has been framed for killing her own brother. While running away from being caught, she meets a handsome young man, Han Seo Jun, who helps her all the time. She falls in love with him and investigates the murder of her brother. STORY-6: I Travelled Into A Comic and Made The CEO Fall For Me Son Mina is a young university students who gets body shamed for being fat and ugly. One day while reading her favorite comic, she travels into that comic world. Her soul gets swapped with the comic's female lead's body. And with that she makes the CEO fall for her.... STORY-7: I Hate You, I Love You Park Ji Sang always loved Kim Yeon-Ah but never expressed his feelings towards her and they remain friends. Due to a certain incident, Yeon-Ah slaps him and starts to hate him. Five years later, they meet again and this time Ji Sang tries his best to express his feelings towards her. STORY-8: Forbidden Relationship Despite of being married, Choi Ah-Yeong cheats behind her husband’s back. Not because he is a bad person but because she again has feelings for her ex who returned back. Will Ah-Yeong leave her husband, Jung Sang Hoon for her ex, Kang Dae Hyun? STORY-9: Feelings Rekindled Byeon Da-Jung and Yang Woo-Jin were married to one another but they divorced soon after four years. Four years later, they meet again due to some circumstances and realize the mistakes they did and that they still have feelings for one another. Will they get back with one another or go separate ways? NOTE: This book is still under progress so, I apologize to make you all wait! Thank you for your love and support! Stay safe and take care y'all!!!
4.8
251 Chs

Tell me a funny short short story.

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2024-12-06 07:49

Once upon a time, a cat decided to learn how to bark like a dog. It practiced day and night. One day, it finally managed to make a sound that was somewhat like a bark. But when it barked at a passing dog, the dog just stared at it in confusion and then walked away, as if thinking 'What on earth is this strange creature trying to do?'

Tell me a funny short story.

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2024-12-02 15:17

Once there was a duck who thought he was a chicken. He tried to roost in the trees like the chickens did. But every time he flapped his wings to get up there, he would just fall down. One day, he saw a pond and couldn't resist diving in. As he swam around, he suddenly realized how much he loved the water and said, 'I'm not a silly chicken, I'm a wonderful duck!'

Tell me a short funny story

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2024-11-26 05:18

There were three turtles sitting on a log. One turtle decided to jump into the water. How many turtles were left on the log? Three. Because the turtle only decided to jump, it didn't actually jump yet. This confused a little boy who was watching them. He kept waiting for the turtle to jump, but it just sat there, as if it was teasing him. The boy finally gave up waiting and went to find something else to do.

Tell me a funny short story.

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2024-10-29 20:39

Once upon a time, there was a little boy named Tom. He went to the zoo and saw a monkey. The monkey stole his hat and started wearing it. Tom chased the monkey around the cage, and the monkey made all kinds of funny faces at him. Finally, the zookeeper helped Tom get his hat back. It was really a hilarious encounter.

Tell me a short funny crime story.

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2024-12-16 16:39

There was a pickpocket in a busy market. He targeted a man with a big wallet in his back pocket. He slyly reached for it but didn't notice that the man was standing near a table with a large stack of plates. As he yanked the wallet, he bumped into the table, and all the plates came crashing down. Everyone turned to look, and he was caught red - handed while trying to escape through the broken plates.

Tell me a funny christmas short story.

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2024-12-16 14:44

Once upon a Christmas, Santa was having a really bad day. His reindeer ate all the carrots for Rudolph's shiny nose. So, Santa had to use a flashlight instead. When he landed on a roof, the family's dog barked so loudly that Santa dropped his sack of toys. The toys rolled down the roof and into the chimney. The family woke up to a very strange noise and found their living room filled with toys and a flashlight - shining right on Santa who was stuck in the chimney!

Tell me a short funny joke story.

2 answers
2024-12-15 09:22

A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

Tell me a short funny dating story.

1 answer
2024-12-14 08:44

There was a date where the guy took the girl to a mini - golf place. He was trying to show off his skills but ended up hitting the ball into a little pond five times. The girl found it hilarious and they ended up having a really fun time just goofing around.

Tell me a funny short bedtime story.

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2024-12-13 01:47

Once upon a time, there was a little mouse. He wanted to go to a party in the big house. But he was so small that he couldn't reach the doorknob. So he climbed on a cat's back without the cat noticing. The cat walked to the door and the mouse hopped off, opened the door and went to the party. The cat was left outside, very confused.

Tell me a funny sex short story.

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2024-12-08 07:36

A little frog was always trying to jump higher than the other frogs in the pond. One day, he saw his reflection in the water and thought it was another frog challenging him. So he jumped and jumped until he was too tired to move. All the other frogs watched and laughed at his misunderstanding. It was a really humorous little story. (Replacing the inappropriate topic with a family - friendly one.)

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