Are there any really funny funeral home stories you've heard?

There was a story about a funeral director who worked in a small town. One day, he received a call from a very confused old lady who thought the funeral home was a hotel. She asked if she could book a room for the weekend. The director was so polite and patiently explained the nature of the place. It was a really light - hearted moment among all the usually somber interactions he had.

There was a Doberman that loved to play dress - up. Its owner would put silly hats on it and take pictures. One time, the Doberman got hold of a tutu and ran around the yard wearing it, looking both proud and very funny. This Doberman also liked to pose for the camera whenever it had its 'costume' on, which was really cute and funny.

I heard about a wedding where the ring bearer, who was a little boy, decided to take a nap right in the middle of the ceremony. He lay down on the aisle with the ring pillow under his head. It was hilarious. The pastor just had to step over him to continue with the service.

I heard about a bachelor party where the groom - to - be was so drunk that he mistook the bride's father for a cab driver and tried to give him money to take him home. The father just played along for a while before revealing who he was. It was quite a comical situation.

Well, I heard of a stoner who tried to put on his shoes but put them on the wrong feet and then walked around like that for hours without realizing it. He wondered why his feet felt so strange.

There was a man at a bar who got drunk and thought the bar stool was a horse. He was trying to ride it around the bar area, shouting 'giddy up' and all. It was quite a sight. The bartender just watched in amusement. This went on for a while until he finally passed out on the 'horse'.

Well, I heard about a person with amnesia who thought they were on a spaceship. They started looking for controls to pilot the 'ship' around their living room. They were making beeping sounds as if they were communicating with an alien base. It was a very comical sight.

A friend told me about a possum that climbed into a bird feeder. It was too big to fit comfortably and got stuck. Its little paws were flailing as it tried to get out. Eventually, it managed to wriggle free, but not before knocking the feeder completely off its perch.

I heard about a man who was on a date at a fancy restaurant. As he was about to say something really sweet to his date, he got a hiccup. And then the hiccups just kept coming. He tried to hide it, but it was impossible. His date was trying not to laugh at first but then just burst out laughing. It was really funny because he was so flustered.

There was a story where the nursing home organized a talent show. An old couple decided to do a tango. However, they were a bit wobbly on their feet. But they didn't care and just kept going, spinning around and making everyone laugh and cheer for them. It was really heart - warming and funny at the same time.