What are some funny halloween history stories?

There is a story about the Halloween parade. It started as a community event in some places where people would dress up in their scariest or funniest costumes and march through the streets. It was a way to celebrate the spooky season and also show off their creative costumes. The chaos and creativity of these parades, with people dressed as all sorts of strange creatures, is really funny to look back on in the history of Halloween.

A man dressed as a zombie for Halloween. He practiced his zombie walk all day. When he went out, he was so into his role that he accidentally walked into a pole. He just groaned and kept walking as if the pole was part of his path. People around him couldn't stop laughing.

A family was decorating their house for Halloween. The dad put up a big fake spider on the front porch. When the mom saw it, she screamed so loudly that she scared the neighbor's cat which ran up a tree. It took hours to get the cat down, and they all had a good laugh about it later.

Well, I know of a story where a guy dressed as a flapper girl for Halloween. He had these long beaded necklaces and a short fringed dress. But he was so clumsy in high heels that he tripped and fell right into a pile of leaves, looking like a very disheveled flapper. It was really funny.

There was this girl who decided to be a vampire for Halloween. She put on fake fangs that were a bit too big. As she was walking in the dark to a party, she tripped over a small stone. When she opened her mouth to scream, the fangs flew out and landed right in front of a cat. The cat got so scared that it ran away yowling, and she was left there laughing at the whole situation.

One funny and scary Halloween story is about a kid who went trick - or - treating. He knocked on a spooky old house's door. An old lady opened it with a big smile but when she handed out the candies, her hand looked like a skeleton's. The kid was scared at first but then they both laughed when the old lady showed it was just a fake skeleton glove. It was funny because the kid's initial fright turned into amusement.

Once upon a halloween, a little boy dressed as a ghost. He went to his neighbor's house to get candies. When the neighbor opened the door, the boy accidentally tripped over his long white sheet and rolled down the porch steps. Instead of crying, he started laughing and so did the neighbor. They shared a good laugh and the neighbor gave him extra candies.

Joke: What do you call a witch at the beach? A sand - witch! Here's a funny story. There was a group of kids on Halloween. One of them was dressed as a mummy but he wrapped himself up so much that he couldn't move well. When they went to cross the street, he got stuck in the middle and the cars had to stop. Everyone was laughing while they helped him get to the other side.

One funny scary Halloween story is about a group of kids who went trick - or - treating. They knocked on an old, creaky house's door. An old lady opened it slowly, and when she handed out the candies, her cat suddenly hissed and jumped at them. But it was just a cat being spooked by a fake spider on one kid's costume. The kids ran away laughing and screaming at the same time.

A little bat got lost on Halloween night. It flew into a barn thinking it was a spooky cave. Inside, there were some cows dressed as ghosts for the farmers' Halloween fun. The bat got really confused seeing these 'ghost - cows' and started flying around in circles, squeaking in panic. The cows just mooed softly, which made the bat even more scared until it finally found its way out.