Tell me some white house funny stories.

One funny White House story is about President Teddy Roosevelt. He had a pet bear at one point. The bear was quite mischievous and would sometimes wander around the White House grounds, causing a bit of chaos but also bringing a lot of laughter among the staff and visitors.

One funny story about Randy White could be when he tried to cook for his friends. He thought he was making a simple pasta dish, but he ended up mixing up the salt and the sugar. His friends took a bite and had the funniest expressions on their faces. It was a hilarious mess.

There was a house party where we had a DIY pizza - making station. One of my friends decided to be creative and put every single topping available on his pizza. When it came out of the oven, it was a gooey mess. He took one bite and the whole slice just fell apart. We all had a good laugh and he ended up sharing his 'creation' with everyone.

Once there was a group of friends who visited a haunted house. One of them was so scared that he accidentally tripped over his own feet and fell into a pile of fake cobwebs. His friends couldn't stop laughing as he struggled to get out, all the while screaming about ghosts. It was really funny because there were no real ghosts there, just his over - active imagination.

One well - known White House ghost story is about Abraham Lincoln. Many people claim to have seen his ghost. It's said that he has been seen walking the halls, perhaps still worried about the nation. Some say his presence can be felt especially during times of great national turmoil.

Another story involves a British soldier from the War of 1812. It's believed that his ghost haunts the White House. The war was a significant event in the history of the White House as it was burned during that time. This soldier's ghost might be a remnant of that violent and chaotic period. Some have heard strange noises or seen unexplained shadows that they attribute to this spectral soldier.

One well - known White House TN ghost story is about a former servant who is said to haunt the old hallways. People claim to have seen a shadowy figure that resembles the servant going about their old duties, as if still taking care of the place even in the afterlife.

There was a white elephant in a small village. The villagers considered it a sacred animal. One day, the white elephant decided to play a trick. It went to the village well and used its trunk to spray water on everyone who came to draw water. People were initially shocked but then couldn't help but laugh at the elephant's mischievousness.

Once upon a time, a king received a white elephant as a gift. This elephant was very naughty. One day, it sneaked into the royal kitchen and ate all the fruits meant for the grand banquet. Everyone was shocked but also couldn't help laughing at the sight of the elephant with a big, round belly full of fruits.

Once, a group of friends visited a so - called haunted house. One of them, Tim, was really scared but trying to act tough. As they walked through a dark corridor, a fake spider dropped on Tim's head. Instead of screaming like everyone expected, he started doing a crazy dance, shouting 'Spider disco!' and made everyone laugh so hard that their fear vanished.