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Can you share some funny short valentine stories?

2024-12-09 23:07
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There was a couple on Valentine's Day. The guy planned to surprise his girl with a picnic in the park. But when they got there, he realized he had forgotten the food. Instead of being mad, the girl said it was the thought that counted. So they just sat and shared stories and it became a very funny and romantic Valentine's memory.

A young man wanted to send his Valentine a bouquet of roses. He ordered them online but put the wrong address. The flowers ended up at his neighbor's house. His neighbor, being a kind soul, brought the roses to the young man's Valentine with a note saying 'Your love got a bit lost but still found its way'. It made everyone laugh and was a unique Valentine's story.

Thank you for Waiting, Mister Tang!

Thank you for Waiting, Mister Tang!

Forced out by her step-mother, she was driven to desperation and had no way of surviving other than to sign herself away and marry herself into a rich and influential family. Three years into the marriage, her wealthy husband had spoiled her to heavens. The only problem was that they had no inheritors in their family. Inside the luxurious mansion, Pei Qiqi angrily threw a stack of newspaper onto the man, “The article is claiming that I am a hen who cannot lay eggs! But Tang Yu, it’s you who has issues!” The man put down the newspaper and agreed to what his young wife was saying, “Why would they write false information? Your zodiac is the pig!” “Tang! Yu!” She stomped her feet out of anger. The man grinned, “So what we have no kids? You are my little baby.” Pei Qiqi thought, how did this scene change so fast!
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Endless  Pampering Only For You

Endless Pampering Only For You

As childhood sweethearts, they were made to engage under the manipulations of their families. It involved having to to live in the same room and sleep together. One night, she is accidentally made drunk, and in his delirium, he kisses her only to realize he enjoys it. From time to time, he would sneak a kiss on her, but his “crime” is eventually discovered in an accident. After being accused by her, he says with a smile, “You are my wife, why can’t I kiss you?” The two people’s daily routine is full of bickering and mutual discrediting of each other. Although he claims to disparage, he actually cares intensely about her. He feels crazily jealous when she is close to other men, to the point of tying her to his side, so that she becomes exclusively his. Tags: Campus Love, Childhood Sweethearts, Pampering Romance
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The Rest Of My Life Is For You

The Rest Of My Life Is For You

Yu Yuehan is the usual rich, perfect, aloof president—the richest man in City H; but one day, a female toddler suddenly appears in his life as his daughter! Despite being certain that he has never touched a woman before, DNA tests certify that the toddler is his! He soon becomes a good 'daddi' for the little toddler, Xiao Liuliu. Two years later, for some inexplicable reason, Xiao Liuliu becomes very fond of a trial nurse, Nian Xiaomu, hired to take care of her. Nian Xiaomu has a strong personality and refuses to let anyone bully her. Constantly wary that anyone might cause harm to his daughter, Yu Yuehan keeps a constant watch over Nian Xiaomu. However, his black-bellied daughter has plans for her father up her sleeves… Over time, Nian Xiaomu reveals her charming side bit by bit; and for the first time in his life, Yu Yuehan is drawn in by this mysterious woman… Keywords: Mysterious Daughter, Cute Daughter, Aloof, Nurse, Strong Woman Cute Scene: "Daddi, you are so handsome!" Xiao Liuliu blushes. "Daddi, I want hugs!" Xiao Liuliu coos. "Daddi, I want a younger sister! Quick make one with Mommi." "Daddi…" Yu Yuehan says in a deadpan fashion, "I have never slept with any woman! How can I have a daughter!?" "Did Mommi sleep with you without you realizing it?" Yu Yuehan: "…” We have a Patreon which you can support us at: https://www.patreon.com/restofmylifeisforyou We have advanced chapters to offer, as well as goals to increase our weekly release rate!
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Can't Take My Eyes Off You

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May the rest of my life be sweet to you

May the rest of my life be sweet to you

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The wife of a powerful family: Huo Shao, how dare you flirt with me

The wife of a powerful family: Huo Shao, how dare you flirt with me

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Can you share some funny valentine short stories?

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2024-12-01 06:30

Sure. One story is about a guy who wanted to do something special for his girlfriend on Valentine's Day. He decided to cook her a meal. But he was a terrible cook. He ended up burning the steak and making the mashed potatoes lumpy. However, his girlfriend was so touched by the effort that she still had a great time and they ended up laughing about it all night.

Can you share some short funny valentine stories?

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2024-11-09 01:04

Once on Valentine's Day, a man decided to give his girlfriend a dozen roses. But when he got to her place, he tripped and the roses flew everywhere. His girlfriend came out, saw the mess and him on the ground, and they both burst into laughter.

Can you share some funny valentine stories?

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2024-12-10 21:54

Sure. One funny Valentine's story is about a guy who was so nervous on Valentine's Day. He ordered a huge bouquet of flowers for his girlfriend but accidentally sent them to his ex. His current girlfriend found out and he had to do a lot of explaining and groveling to make it up.

Can you share some Valentine funny stories?

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2024-11-13 08:34

There was this couple on Valentine's Day. The guy planned a picnic but forgot to check the weather. It started to rain heavily as soon as they arrived at the park. Instead of being disappointed, they ended up having a great time running around in the rain and laughing like crazy. They said it was the most memorable Valentine's Day ever.

Share Some Valentine's Day Funny Short Stories

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2024-11-30 23:08

Here's a story. A couple planned to go for a romantic walk in the park on Valentine's Day. But as they were walking, a mischievous squirrel stole the man's hat right off his head and ran up a tree. The man chased after it while his girlfriend laughed hysterically. In the end, they just sat under the tree and shared a picnic, with the squirrel watching them from above. It was a Valentine's Day full of unexpected fun.

Can you share some funny clean valentine stories?

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2024-11-28 00:43

Sure. One story is about a little boy on Valentine's Day. He made a card for his mom. He drew a big heart on it and wrote 'You are the best mom in the world. Love you more than candies.' When his mom saw it, she was so touched and gave him a big hug. It was a simple yet very sweet Valentine's moment.

Can you share some funny Valentine day stories?

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2024-11-26 14:40

One funny Valentine's Day story is about a guy who decided to make a huge, elaborate heart - shaped cake for his girlfriend. But when he took it out of the oven, it had completely collapsed and looked like a lumpy mess. Instead of being disappointed, his girlfriend laughed so hard and they ended up having a great time eating the 'abstract art' cake.

Can you share some funny religious valentine stories?

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2024-11-24 14:01

One story is about a church that held a Valentine's Day event. They had a special service where people shared how their faith influenced their relationships. There was an elderly couple. The husband said that he saw his wife as a gift from God on Valentine's Day every day. He told a funny story about when they first met at a church gathering and he was so nervous that he tripped over a pew while trying to get to her. But it made her laugh and that was the start of their beautiful journey together.

Can you share some funny valentine love stories?

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2024-11-08 13:42

Sure. One story is about a guy who was too shy to give his valentine a love letter in person. So he tied it to a balloon and sent it floating towards her balcony. The wind was crazy that day, and the balloon ended up in his neighbor's yard. His neighbor, an old lady, thought it was for her and got all excited until she saw the name on it. She then helped the guy deliver it to his true love.

Can you share some Greg Valentine funny stories?

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2024-11-03 10:49

Well, one funny story could be about Greg Valentine getting his costume mixed up before a big event. He showed up wearing something completely outlandish and everyone had a good laugh. It was like he grabbed the wrong outfit in the dark and didn't realize until he was in the spotlight.

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