How can we interpret 'life likes two dildos stories' in a non - offensive way?

I'm not entirely sure what this phrase specifically means as it seems rather unclear and perhaps a bit of a random or made - up statement. It could potentially be a very creative or misphrased way of saying that life is like two different tales or experiences.

We can see 'asstr' as an unknown or made - up term. 'Wife' is a common role. 'Cunt' is a very vulgar word but if we think of it symbolically, like the center or core of something. So, 'destroyed' could mean that the essence or the important part of this wife - like her dreams or her inner strength - has been damaged. Maybe she has faced a setback in her life that has shaken her to the core.

Perhaps we can think of it as a story about some strange or curious action that has been misnamed. Instead of the offensive connotation, we could assume it's about some unique farming practice that has been described in a very wrong and misleading way. So we can try to find a positive or at least neutral farming - related concept to substitute the inappropriate part and make it a more acceptable'story about a farm'.

Yes. One way could be that the 'cock' refers to a cockerel or a male chicken in a story that a woman has. Maybe she was involved in a farm - related incident or has a story about raising chickens.

We can see the 'gay' aspect as a simple part of the character's identity, just like any other aspect of a person. The 'diapered' part could symbolize a sense of childlike innocence or a need for protection. The'sissy' might represent a deviation from the traditional masculine norms, which in a creative way can be seen as a celebration of diversity. And the'slave' concept, rather than being about literal slavery, could be about being'slave' to one's own emotions or a certain lifestyle choice that is unique to the character. For example, being a slave to the pursuit of self - acceptance.

If we look at 'cock' as a rooster, then the stories could be about a husband who wants to start a small poultry farm with roosters. Maybe he's interested in breeding them or just having them for their eggs and beautiful feathers.

One way could be to turn it into a story about misinterpreted emotions. Maybe the 'seduction' is just a misreading of a mother's over - protectiveness. For example, a young character might initially think his mother's actions are something inappropriate due to his own confusion, but later realizes it's just her way of showing love.

We could try to shift the focus to the journey of the pregnant individual in terms of their personal growth and how their relationship with their partner might be evolving in a non - physical, more spiritual or emotional sense. For example, exploring how they support each other during this time of great change. But really, the concept itself is a bit of a minefield as it's so easy to cross into inappropriate territory given the nature of 'erotica' and the sensitivity around pregnancy.

One way is to look at it from the perspective of their family unit. The 'erotic' part could be reinterpreted as their passion for creating a loving and stable home for their kids. Their story might be about how they came together, not in a sexual sense, but in a sense of shared purpose to be great dads. For example, they might have met through an adoption agency and then worked together to give a child a good life.

One way is to think of it as every male individual having a unique life story related to his gender identity. Just like we all have different stories about growing up, learning about our bodies, and interacting with others based on our gender.