What is your favorite Asmongold funny story?

Well, once Asmongold was streaming and his cat jumped onto his keyboard right in the middle of an intense in - game moment. It started running all over the keys and Asmongold was just yelling at the cat in this really comical way while his character in the game was going haywire.

My favorite is when he was in a voice chat with his friends during a game. One of his friends told a really bad joke and nickmercs was drinking water at that moment. He spit out the water all over his setup because he was laughing so hard. It was really chaotic but super funny.

I like the story of a teacher who accidentally sat on a whoopee cushion that a naughty student had placed on his chair. The loud noise made everyone laugh, and the teacher's face turned red. But he then joined in the laughter and said it was a great prank.

I like the story of the dog that tried to catch its shadow. The dog saw its shadow on the ground and thought it was some other strange animal. It barked at it and tried to pounce on it. But of course, the shadow just moved as the dog moved. After a while, the dog got tired and lay down, still eyeing the shadow suspiciously. It was really funny how the dog didn't realize it was just its own shadow.

I like the story of a hamster named Benny. Benny's owner had bought him a new exercise ball. Benny got into the ball and started rolling around the room. But he got so excited that he rolled right into a wall and then just sat there in the ball, looking dazed. After a few seconds, he started rolling again, this time more carefully. It was really funny to see him figure out how to use the ball and his little misadventure.

I like the story of a kid who was afraid of clowns. At a circus, a clown came up to him to give him a balloon. The kid ran away screaming, and in his haste, he ran straight into a pole. His parents were both worried and amused at the same time.

There is a dog named Rocky. Rocky loved to play with balls. One time, his owner threw a small ball into a big pipe. Rocky thought he could easily get it. He squeezed himself into the pipe, but then got stuck. His butt was sticking out while he was wiggling and trying to get free. His owner had to pull him out carefully. Rocky was a bit embarrassed but it was a really funny incident.

My favorite is about a turkey that tried to fly onto the roof. It flapped its wings so hard but could only get a few feet off the ground. And when it finally landed on a low fence, it lost its balance and tumbled into a flower bed. It looked so bewildered when it stood up covered in dirt and petals.

A police officer was teaching a safety class at a school. He was demonstrating how to call 911. He accidentally dialed the wrong number and ended up on the line with a pizza place. He was so embarrassed but quickly turned it into a teaching moment by saying 'See, kids, it's important to make sure you dial the right number when it's an emergency. And now I'm really craving pizza!'

Well, there's a Chaplin story where he was in a barber shop. He sat in the chair, and the barber started to cut his hair. Chaplin's reactions to every little touch of the scissors were over - the - top. He would jump at the slightest snip, and when the barber used the shaving cream, Chaplin ended up with a big white beard - like face. His attempts to communicate with the barber through his comical gestures were just great.