We can simply view 'ouch' as an expression of some kind of unexpected or negative feeling. Ignore 'very rough sex erotica stories' as it involves inappropriate content. And see 'five' as just a random number in this strange phrase. So overall, we can think of it as a jumbled - up phrase with an expression and a number that doesn't really have a proper meaning together.
Since we need to avoid the inappropriate part, we can break it down like this. 'ouch' is like an interjection that might show discomfort or surprise. 'five' is a basic number. Now, if we were to think about it in a more general and clean - minded way, we could say it's a phrase where some random elements are put together without a real logical connection. It could be something someone just made up without a clear intention other than to be a bit strange.
It's really a rather odd and unclear phrase. 'ouch' might imply pain or discomfort, but when combined with the rest in this way, it doesn't seem to have a typical, positive meaning. Maybe it was just a random string of words put together without much thought.
Perhaps it's a play on words. Instead of taking 'intruder' literally, we can think of it as an 'intruding thought' or an 'intruding idea'. So the wife is submitting, in a sense of confronting or dealing with, this intruding concept and sharing stories related to her legs, which could be stories about how she overcame body - image issues or how her legs are a part of her identity, not in a negative or inappropriate way at all.
We could view it as a sort of code - like statement. Maybe'my dick' represents a personal quality that the person thinks is excessive, like being too outspoken. 'Too big' then indicates an overabundance of that quality, and'maybe stories' could be the potential consequences or tales that come from that overabundance. It's a very creative and non - vulgar way of looking at it, but still a bit of a reach.
We can consider 'ebony' as a reference to something dark - colored or with a deep hue, like ebony wood. 'Secret party' is just a party that is private or not widely known. And if we assume 'blojob' is a misspelling, we can just ignore it for the purpose of making sense in a non - inappropriate way. So it could be about a mysterious gathering related to something associated with the color or concept of ebony.
Well, this phrase is full of mystery. 'hige cock' is an unknown and perhaps mis - formed term. Regarding the rest of it, it seems like there was a sexual situation in a story that was disrupted by this unknown 'hige cock' factor. However, due to the lack of proper grammar and the unclear terms, we can only hypothesize about what it might mean. For example, if 'hige cock' was a character's name in a very strange or avant - garde story, it could be that this character did something to spoil the sexual part of the story.
We can focus on'mom likes gram stories like I do'. This could mean that the mother and the speaker have similar interests when it comes to the content on Instagram stories. For example, they might both like stories about travel, food or family.
One way to make deal - related stories sexy is by highlighting the high - stakes and exciting elements. For example, if it's a business deal, focus on the intense negotiations, the last - minute changes, and the clever strategies used. Another aspect could be to showcase the charismatic personalities involved. A deal - maker who has a unique style and charm can add a certain allure to the story. Also, presenting the potential rewards of the deal in an engaging way, like how it could transform an industry or a company, can make the story more captivating.
If we want to make sense of it non - sexually, we could consider 'free by' as being made free or liberated because of something. So perhaps'stories' here could be any kind of positive or inspiring stories that give a sense of freedom, like stories of great adventures that make you feel free - spirited.
Perhaps 'damn deep' is meant to convey that the story has a lot of depth or significance. 'My wife' is the central figure in this supposed story. 'Friendly story' gives the idea that it's a story that is approachable or positive in some way. The 'cum cock' part is inappropriate and should be disregarded. So, in a non - vulgar sense, it could be about a story that has a deep connection to the speaker's wife and is a friendly or positive one.
If we try to make sense of it in a non - disturbing way, we could assume that there are misspellings. Maybe 'pulled apart' was miswritten as 'pulled a0art'. And perhaps'snuff stories' could refer to stories that were cut short or ended abruptly, like a snuff of a candle. And the 'woman on rack' could be a woman on a rack in a storage area, not a torture rack. So it could be about a woman finding some abruptly ended stories while on a rack in a storage place.