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Can you share some stupid funny bedtime stories?

2024-12-08 20:29
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There was a little mouse who decided to build a castle out of cheese. He worked day and night collecting different kinds of cheese. But when he finally built it, all the other mice came and started eating the castle. He got so mad that he chased them around, but he was too small to catch them. In the end, he just sat there and cried while the other mice happily ate his cheese castle.

Sure. Once upon a time, there was a penguin who wanted to be a flamingo. So he painted his feathers pink. But when he went to the flamingo pond, he couldn't swim in the muddy water like the flamingos. He just waddled around looking silly and all the other animals laughed at him. Then he realized being a penguin wasn't so bad after all.

Here's one. There was a bunny who thought he was a superhero. He made a cape out of a big leaf. He tried to fly by jumping off a small hill. But instead of flying, he tumbled all the way down and landed in a patch of carrots. He was so dizzy that he started eating the carrots thinking they were his enemies. It was a really stupid but funny sight.

Thank you for Waiting, Mister Tang!

Thank you for Waiting, Mister Tang!

Forced out by her step-mother, she was driven to desperation and had no way of surviving other than to sign herself away and marry herself into a rich and influential family. Three years into the marriage, her wealthy husband had spoiled her to heavens. The only problem was that they had no inheritors in their family. Inside the luxurious mansion, Pei Qiqi angrily threw a stack of newspaper onto the man, “The article is claiming that I am a hen who cannot lay eggs! But Tang Yu, it’s you who has issues!” The man put down the newspaper and agreed to what his young wife was saying, “Why would they write false information? Your zodiac is the pig!” “Tang! Yu!” She stomped her feet out of anger. The man grinned, “So what we have no kids? You are my little baby.” Pei Qiqi thought, how did this scene change so fast!
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Endless  Pampering Only For You

Endless Pampering Only For You

As childhood sweethearts, they were made to engage under the manipulations of their families. It involved having to to live in the same room and sleep together. One night, she is accidentally made drunk, and in his delirium, he kisses her only to realize he enjoys it. From time to time, he would sneak a kiss on her, but his “crime” is eventually discovered in an accident. After being accused by her, he says with a smile, “You are my wife, why can’t I kiss you?” The two people’s daily routine is full of bickering and mutual discrediting of each other. Although he claims to disparage, he actually cares intensely about her. He feels crazily jealous when she is close to other men, to the point of tying her to his side, so that she becomes exclusively his. Tags: Campus Love, Childhood Sweethearts, Pampering Romance
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The Rest Of My Life Is For You

The Rest Of My Life Is For You

Yu Yuehan is the usual rich, perfect, aloof president—the richest man in City H; but one day, a female toddler suddenly appears in his life as his daughter! Despite being certain that he has never touched a woman before, DNA tests certify that the toddler is his! He soon becomes a good 'daddi' for the little toddler, Xiao Liuliu. Two years later, for some inexplicable reason, Xiao Liuliu becomes very fond of a trial nurse, Nian Xiaomu, hired to take care of her. Nian Xiaomu has a strong personality and refuses to let anyone bully her. Constantly wary that anyone might cause harm to his daughter, Yu Yuehan keeps a constant watch over Nian Xiaomu. However, his black-bellied daughter has plans for her father up her sleeves… Over time, Nian Xiaomu reveals her charming side bit by bit; and for the first time in his life, Yu Yuehan is drawn in by this mysterious woman… Keywords: Mysterious Daughter, Cute Daughter, Aloof, Nurse, Strong Woman Cute Scene: "Daddi, you are so handsome!" Xiao Liuliu blushes. "Daddi, I want hugs!" Xiao Liuliu coos. "Daddi, I want a younger sister! Quick make one with Mommi." "Daddi…" Yu Yuehan says in a deadpan fashion, "I have never slept with any woman! How can I have a daughter!?" "Did Mommi sleep with you without you realizing it?" Yu Yuehan: "…” We have a Patreon which you can support us at: https://www.patreon.com/restofmylifeisforyou We have advanced chapters to offer, as well as goals to increase our weekly release rate!
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Can't Take My Eyes Off You

Can't Take My Eyes Off You

“Commander Lu, there are rumors that we are sleeping together, we have a fling!” He looked up from under the blanket and slowly got up. “What do you want from me?” “Deny it, say it’s fake, stop it from spreading…” He pushed her against the wall, blocking her mouth by a rough kiss. “Mrs. Lu, we have to substantiate the rumor.” Before she was born again, what she had been doing was staying away from him! After she was born again, what she always wanted to do was give him offsprings! Lu Xingzhi strived for two personal mottos his entire life: First, it was illegal to undermine military marriage. Two, Jiang Yao was his in this eternity, till death do they part.
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May the rest of my life be sweet to you

May the rest of my life be sweet to you

"Uncle, I was punished for being late! " "Buy the school. " "Uncle, I was bullied! " "SEND THEM TO HEAVEN! " In this era of competing for fathers, Qin Sheng never competed for fathers. Those things were too extravagant. She didn't have them, she only competed for uncles! Ever since she had a rich uncle, she lived a life of fighting and being cleaned up by others, causing trouble and being scapegoated by others. Her three big goals in life were to make him fall in love with her, fall in love with her, fall in love with her!
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The wife of a powerful family: Huo Shao, how dare you flirt with me

The wife of a powerful family: Huo Shao, how dare you flirt with me

On the day of her escape from prison, she had died unexpectedly and was reborn into the body of Madam Huo. He was the heir to the number one financial magnate. She had charged out of nowhere and from then on, the obedient and weak Madam Huo had started to awaken. She had been trampled under her feet. Huo Shao had expressed that since she had already been conquered, wouldn't it be too unfair for her if she did not give her body to him? The muzzle of the gun was aimed at her head, "I only lost my wife and did not divorce. Choose between loving me or dying for love. " Gu Ruochu,"..." Do I still have a choice?
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Can you share some stupid but funny stories?

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2024-11-29 04:56

Sure. Once there was a man who thought his remote control could open his front door. So he stood there for ages, pressing buttons, until his neighbor came out and asked what he was doing. Another one is about a guy who tried to take a selfie with a wild deer. He got too close and the deer chased him all around the park.

Can you share some funny but stupid stories?

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2024-11-21 22:49

Sure. One time, my friend thought that a toaster was a phone charger. He tried to plug his phone into it. Another one is about a guy who put salt in his coffee instead of sugar just because the containers looked similar. And there was this person who tried to open a car door with their house key for a good five minutes before realizing it was the wrong key.

Can you share some funny stupid stories?

1 answer
2024-10-30 04:30

Sure. There was a man who tried to open a banana from the wrong end for a long time because he thought it was like a regular fruit with a stem at the top. He only realized his mistake when someone else casually opened one the normal way right in front of him.

Can you share some funny stupid short stories?

2 answers
2024-12-14 04:24

Sure. One day, a man thought his cat could fly. So he threw it out of the window. The cat just landed on a big bush and glared at him. Another one is that a guy tried to use a broom to row a boat in the pond because he thought it was like an oar.

Can you share some funny stupid criminal stories?

1 answer
2024-12-05 03:00

Here's one. A man stole a TV from a store. But instead of running away quietly, he started dancing in the middle of the store with the TV in his arms. The store employees quickly called the police and he was arrested while still dancing.

Can you share some funny stupid people stories?

1 answer
2024-12-03 17:24

There's a story about a student in an exam. He was asked to write an essay about a historical event. Instead, he wrote about his dream of becoming a superhero. He completely misread the question and went on this long rant about his superhero powers and how he would save the world. It was quite hilarious.

Can you share some more stupid funny stories?

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2024-12-01 00:46

Sure. A guy went to the store to buy eggs. He put the eggs in his backpack. On the way home, he ran for the bus and all the eggs got smashed. His backpack was a mess.

Can you share some stupid but funny short stories?

2 answers
2024-11-10 14:53

Sure. Here's one. A man went to the doctor and said, 'Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a deck of cards.' The doctor replied, 'Well, I'll deal with you later.'

Can you share some funny and stupid customer stories?

1 answer
2024-10-31 12:40

Well, here are some. A customer walked into a bakery and asked for a donut - shaped cake. When the baker explained that a donut is a type of cake already, the customer got really confused and said he wanted a cake that looked exactly like a donut but was also a cake. In a tech store, a customer asked if the wireless mouse needed to be charged with 'wireless electricity'. And at a pet store, a customer wanted to buy a fishbowl for his cat so the cat could 'go for a swim' indoors.

Can you share some stupid funny dream stories?

2 answers
2024-10-30 17:31

Well, I had this dream where all my clothes turned into pizza slices. I was walking around in public and everyone was staring at me. I was so embarrassed, but at the same time, I was also really hungry. I tried to take a bite out of my shirt - pizza, but it tasted like cloth. It was a really stupid and funny dream. I guess my subconscious was craving pizza that night.

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