How can we rephrase 'wife sucks large neighbor story' to make it more appropriate?

We could say 'A story about a husband's behavior' which is a very general and appropriate way to start. This gets rid of the vulgar part completely and allows for a more positive or at least neutral discussion about a husband - related story.

One way could be 'Watch my story related to gender'.

A better way might be 'The wife's first shared story'. This rephrasing makes it more general and acceptable, without delving into the potentially inappropriate sexual aspect.

We could say 'A boy has an accident in his boxers' if we assume it was some sort of spill or mess. This removes any inappropriate implications.

We could say 'creating stories about her'. This gets rid of the strange and potentially inappropriate use of 'breeding' and also the reference to'sex' which might not be suitable depending on the context.

Perhaps 'Saw mom together with some women, and they had stories to share'. This gives a more positive and appropriate connotation, focusing on the fact that there were women with mom and stories were being shared, rather than the very unclear and inappropriate original statement.

We could rewrite it as 'Neighbor's Wife: A Story of Empowerment'. This focuses on the positive aspect of the neighbor's wife being in control in a non - sexual and more acceptable way like being empowered in her personal or community life.

Another way could be 'too significant to be part of the given story'. This rephrasing makes it a bit more general and easier to understand as it removes the rather unclear 'anal' part which might be a misnomer or just a very strange addition to the phrase.

It could potentially be a very strange or misphrased statement. Maybe it's a story about a wife who has some sort of relationship with a neighbor that is being described in a very unclear and perhaps comical way if we are trying to avoid any offensive interpretations.

We could change it to 'gf's first time with a big surprise'.