What are some memorable college football funny stories?

Well, once a student tried to ride a skateboard down the stairs in the library to show off. But he lost control and ended up crashing into a bookshelf. The bookshelf wobbled and a bunch of books fell on him. He was okay, just a bit embarrassed. It was really funny seeing him emerge from under all those books.

One of my classmates had a crush on a girl who was always at the library. He wanted to start a conversation with her, so he pretended to be looking for a very rare book. He asked her if she had seen it. She said no and he kept going on about how important it was for his research. But then she found the book on the shelf right next to him. He was so embarrassed but she thought it was charming. And that's how their story began.

One time, during a college football game, a player was so excited to score a touchdown that he ran the wrong way. Instead of running towards his team's end zone, he sprinted towards the opponent's end zone. His teammates were yelling at him to turn around, and the whole stadium was in stitches.

The transfer of David Beckham to LA Galaxy was quite funny in a way. It was a huge deal in the US. His arrival was like a Hollywood star coming to play football. There were all these events and promotions around it. Also, the idea of him playing in a different footballing culture in the US was really interesting and led to many comical moments as he adjusted.

A memorable one is when a referee's hat blew off during a windy game and a player, thinking it was part of the ball, tried to pick it up during the play. Another is a team's cheerleaders accidentally running onto the field at the wrong time, right when the opposing team was about to start a play, causing total chaos.

A memorable one is when a player tried to do a really fancy trick to score. He spun around several times, but then got dizzy and fell flat on his face just as he was about to shoot. The ball just rolled away harmlessly. It was so funny that the whole stadium burst into laughter.

Well, I remember a striker who was in a great position to score. Just as he was about to shoot, a small dog ran onto the pitch and the striker got distracted. He ended up kicking the air and twisting his ankle in the process.

One memorable story was during the college orientation. There was a scavenger hunt. One of the items on the list was a picture with the oldest professor on campus. A group of freshmen ran around the whole campus trying to find this elusive professor. When they finally found him, he was so confused but agreed to take the picture. They were so excited to complete the task.

Well, I tutored a guy in history. He was supposed to remember the dates of important events. But he made up this whole story about how the Battle of Hastings happened because the two leaders had an argument over a piece of cake. It was completely wrong but so funny. He later realized his mistake but still liked his made - up version better.

There was a memorable case where a student filled out the application form for a college in a different language by mistake. He thought it was just a really in - depth form about his language skills. The college was so impressed by his accidental display of confidence in a new language that they actually gave him an interview. Also, a student wrote an essay about how his dog ate his first attempt at an application essay, and then he had to rewrite it in a rush, which led to some really creative and funny writing.