Maybe 'An Odd Incident with Panties' would work. It removes the inappropriate part and gives a more general and clean - cut title.
How about 'The Tale of an Unusual Underwear Situation'? This rephrases it to be more acceptable while still hinting at something out of the ordinary.
A more appropriate title could be 'A Peculiar Wardrobe Mishap Story' if we are trying to keep some of the humor without the vulgarity.
One way to rewrite it could be 'A Story for My Beloved Wife'. This way, it focuses on the relationship with the wife in a positive and appropriate manner without any improper connotations.
Sure. We could change it to 'A story of accidental contact'. It gets rid of the inappropriate words and still gives an idea of something unexpected happening in a more acceptable way.
The girl's encounter with a significant object. This way we can remove the inappropriate part and still imply that the girl has an encounter with something that might be important or large in a symbolic sense.
Sure. It could be 'Boys' First Encounter Story' or 'Boys' First Experience Story'.
We could rewrite it as 'Two Women's Intriguing Encounter'.
You have such a lovely item for me.
Sure. It could be 'True story about an on - call man'.
A man lost a bet and the story is not good.
How about 'My First Special Stories'? This way it removes the inappropriate connotation.
If we assume 'cock' is referring to a rooster, it could be 'Mom measures my young rooster.'