Tell me some night time funny stories.

Once, my friend was late for a very important meeting. He rushed to the office but got stuck in the elevator for half an hour. When he finally got out, his hair was all messed up and his tie was askew. He walked into the meeting room looking like a crazy person, and everyone burst out laughing.

One night time ghost story is about the old abandoned house at the end of the street. People say that at midnight, you can see a white figure in the window. It's the ghost of a woman who died there long ago.

Here's another. There was a lonely cemetery at night. A girl was walking home and took a shortcut through it. As she walked among the tombstones, she noticed a faint light coming from one of the graves. She got closer and saw a hand reaching out from the ground. Terrified, she tried to run but her feet felt like they were stuck. She closed her eyes and when she opened them again, the hand was gone. But then she heard a voice behind her saying 'You should not be here.' She finally managed to break free and ran all the way home.

One night time scary story is about a haunted house. There was an old, dilapidated mansion on the outskirts of town. People said that at night, you could see a strange figure in the attic window. A young couple once decided to explore it. As they entered, the door slammed shut behind them. They heard creaking noises all around. In the living room, the old furniture seemed to move on its own. Suddenly, a cold wind blew through the house, and they saw a ghostly apparition floating towards them. Terrified, they managed to break a window and escape.

There's a spooky story about a midnight train. Every night, a train that doesn't exist on the regular schedule passes through the old railway. Passengers on this phantom train are said to be the ghosts of those who died in a train accident long ago. The train makes a deafening screech as it zooms by, and if you look closely, you can see the pale faces of the passengers staring out of the windows.

One night time horror story is about a haunted house. A family moved into an old, large house. At night, they would hear strange noises, like someone dragging heavy chains across the floor. The children often saw a shadowy figure in the hallway. One night, the youngest child woke up to find the figure standing at the foot of his bed, its eyes glowing red. He screamed, but when his parents came, there was nothing there.

One scary night time story is about a haunted house. There was an old, dilapidated mansion on the outskirts of town. People said that at night, strange noises could be heard from inside. A young couple once decided to explore it. As they entered, the door slammed shut behind them. They heard creaking footsteps on the stairs. In the dim light, they saw a shadowy figure. They tried to run but the doors and windows were locked. It was a terrifying experience.

One creepy night time story is about the old haunted house at the end of the lane. People say that at midnight, you can see a shadowy figure in the attic window. It's said to be the ghost of a woman who died there long ago, and she's still looking for something she lost in her lifetime.

I'm not sure what 'this kne time' means exactly. But here's a funny story. A man went to a pet store and asked for a rabbit. The store owner said they only had one left and it had a strange habit of dancing when it heard music. The man didn't believe it at first. When he got home and played some music, the rabbit indeed started to jump around in a really funny way.

There was a night when a group of friends decided to have a midnight picnic at the park. As they were setting up, a raccoon came out of nowhere and stole a sandwich right from the plate. Everyone was startled at first but then burst into laughter as the raccoon ran away with its prize.