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What are some of the funniest father day humorous stories you've heard?

2024-12-10 04:48
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There was this one Father's Day when a son got his dad a tie that had a really goofy pattern of dancing penguins. When the dad opened it, he put it on right away and started doing a little penguin dance himself, which had the whole family in stitches.

One Father's Day, a dad was expecting a big, fancy dinner. But his kids made him a 'picnic' on the living room floor with peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and juice boxes. The dad laughed and said, 'This is the fanciest peanut butter and jelly dinner I've ever had!' and they all had a great time sitting on the floor and enjoying their simple meal.

Thank you for Waiting, Mister Tang!

Thank you for Waiting, Mister Tang!

Forced out by her step-mother, she was driven to desperation and had no way of surviving other than to sign herself away and marry herself into a rich and influential family. Three years into the marriage, her wealthy husband had spoiled her to heavens. The only problem was that they had no inheritors in their family. Inside the luxurious mansion, Pei Qiqi angrily threw a stack of newspaper onto the man, “The article is claiming that I am a hen who cannot lay eggs! But Tang Yu, it’s you who has issues!” The man put down the newspaper and agreed to what his young wife was saying, “Why would they write false information? Your zodiac is the pig!” “Tang! Yu!” She stomped her feet out of anger. The man grinned, “So what we have no kids? You are my little baby.” Pei Qiqi thought, how did this scene change so fast!
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Endless  Pampering Only For You

Endless Pampering Only For You

As childhood sweethearts, they were made to engage under the manipulations of their families. It involved having to to live in the same room and sleep together. One night, she is accidentally made drunk, and in his delirium, he kisses her only to realize he enjoys it. From time to time, he would sneak a kiss on her, but his “crime” is eventually discovered in an accident. After being accused by her, he says with a smile, “You are my wife, why can’t I kiss you?” The two people’s daily routine is full of bickering and mutual discrediting of each other. Although he claims to disparage, he actually cares intensely about her. He feels crazily jealous when she is close to other men, to the point of tying her to his side, so that she becomes exclusively his. Tags: Campus Love, Childhood Sweethearts, Pampering Romance
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3442 Chs
The Rest Of My Life Is For You

The Rest Of My Life Is For You

Yu Yuehan is the usual rich, perfect, aloof president—the richest man in City H; but one day, a female toddler suddenly appears in his life as his daughter! Despite being certain that he has never touched a woman before, DNA tests certify that the toddler is his! He soon becomes a good 'daddi' for the little toddler, Xiao Liuliu. Two years later, for some inexplicable reason, Xiao Liuliu becomes very fond of a trial nurse, Nian Xiaomu, hired to take care of her. Nian Xiaomu has a strong personality and refuses to let anyone bully her. Constantly wary that anyone might cause harm to his daughter, Yu Yuehan keeps a constant watch over Nian Xiaomu. However, his black-bellied daughter has plans for her father up her sleeves… Over time, Nian Xiaomu reveals her charming side bit by bit; and for the first time in his life, Yu Yuehan is drawn in by this mysterious woman… Keywords: Mysterious Daughter, Cute Daughter, Aloof, Nurse, Strong Woman Cute Scene: "Daddi, you are so handsome!" Xiao Liuliu blushes. "Daddi, I want hugs!" Xiao Liuliu coos. "Daddi, I want a younger sister! Quick make one with Mommi." "Daddi…" Yu Yuehan says in a deadpan fashion, "I have never slept with any woman! How can I have a daughter!?" "Did Mommi sleep with you without you realizing it?" Yu Yuehan: "…” We have a Patreon which you can support us at: https://www.patreon.com/restofmylifeisforyou We have advanced chapters to offer, as well as goals to increase our weekly release rate!
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Can't Take My Eyes Off You

Can't Take My Eyes Off You

“Commander Lu, there are rumors that we are sleeping together, we have a fling!” He looked up from under the blanket and slowly got up. “What do you want from me?” “Deny it, say it’s fake, stop it from spreading…” He pushed her against the wall, blocking her mouth by a rough kiss. “Mrs. Lu, we have to substantiate the rumor.” Before she was born again, what she had been doing was staying away from him! After she was born again, what she always wanted to do was give him offsprings! Lu Xingzhi strived for two personal mottos his entire life: First, it was illegal to undermine military marriage. Two, Jiang Yao was his in this eternity, till death do they part.
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May the rest of my life be sweet to you

May the rest of my life be sweet to you

"Uncle, I was punished for being late! " "Buy the school. " "Uncle, I was bullied! " "SEND THEM TO HEAVEN! " In this era of competing for fathers, Qin Sheng never competed for fathers. Those things were too extravagant. She didn't have them, she only competed for uncles! Ever since she had a rich uncle, she lived a life of fighting and being cleaned up by others, causing trouble and being scapegoated by others. Her three big goals in life were to make him fall in love with her, fall in love with her, fall in love with her!
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The wife of a powerful family: Huo Shao, how dare you flirt with me

The wife of a powerful family: Huo Shao, how dare you flirt with me

On the day of her escape from prison, she had died unexpectedly and was reborn into the body of Madam Huo. He was the heir to the number one financial magnate. She had charged out of nowhere and from then on, the obedient and weak Madam Huo had started to awaken. She had been trampled under her feet. Huo Shao had expressed that since she had already been conquered, wouldn't it be too unfair for her if she did not give her body to him? The muzzle of the gun was aimed at her head, "I only lost my wife and did not divorce. Choose between loving me or dying for love. " Gu Ruochu,"..." Do I still have a choice?
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What are some of the funniest father daughter stories you've heard?

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2024-11-30 02:39

A father took his daughter camping. At night, they heard some strange noises outside the tent. The father, trying to be brave, grabbed a flashlight and went out to check. He tripped over a log and made a huge racket. When he came back in, his daughter said, 'Dad, you scared the noises away!' They both laughed so hard. This story shows how a father's attempt to be protective can turn into a comical moment.

What are some of the funniest election day stories you've heard?

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2024-11-24 22:37

One of the funniest was when a candidate's microphone malfunctioned during a speech. Instead of his voice, it played some really loud and goofy cartoon music. The candidate just stood there looking bewildered for a moment before starting to laugh himself. Another story is that in a small town election, a man showed up to vote wearing a very elaborate and outlandish hat. It was so big that it kept hitting other people as he walked through the polling place, causing a lot of giggles.

What are some of the funniest first day on the job stories you've heard?

2 answers
2024-12-04 21:41

I heard about someone who worked at a clothing store. On their first day, they were folding clothes and accidentally knocked over a whole display of mannequins. It made a huge crashing noise and everyone in the store turned to look, but then they all started laughing.

What are some of the funniest it stories you've heard?

1 answer
2024-12-03 23:58

There was a story of an IT team that was migrating data. They accidentally moved all the old photos from the company's archive to the CEO's personal folder. The CEO was quite surprised when he opened his folder and saw all those old memories. It made for a very funny situation.

What are some of the funniest St Patrick's Day stories you've heard?

1 answer
2024-11-25 19:32

A family once tried to make a traditional Irish meal for St Patrick's Day. But they misread the recipe for Irish soda bread and added way too much baking soda. When they cut into the bread, it exploded like a mini volcano on the table. Green food coloring was everywhere, and they all just burst out laughing.

What are some of the funniest St Patrick's Day stories you've heard?

2 answers
2024-11-24 23:41

I heard of a bar that offered green beer for St Patrick's Day. A customer accidentally spilled his green beer all over another customer who was wearing a white suit. The man in the white suit looked like he had been slimed. Everyone in the bar was in stitches.

What Are Some of the Funniest St Patrick's Day Stories You've Heard?

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2024-10-26 17:28

At a St Patrick's Day party, a guy thought it would be funny to wear a huge green top hat with a fake parrot on it. He thought he was being very festive. But when he walked into the room, everyone thought he was supposed to be a pirate for some other party. He got so confused but then just went with it and started talking like a pirate all night. It was a hilarious mix - up.

What are some of the funniest convict stories you've heard?

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2024-12-16 23:00

One funny story is about a convict who painted his face to look like a zebra thinking it would help him blend into the prison yard. But all it did was make him stand out even more and become the laughingstock of the prison.

What are some of the funniest coffee stories you've heard?

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2024-12-16 20:44

I heard about a barista who tried to create a new coffee art design. He was so focused on making it perfect that he didn't notice the customer had already left. He ended up with a beautiful design but no one to admire it.

What are some of the funniest ArcheAge stories you've heard?

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2024-12-15 19:45

One story I heard was about a player who was trying to build a house in a really hilly area. He kept getting the foundation wrong because of the uneven ground. After hours of trying, he finally managed to build it, but it was slanting so much that it looked like it was about to topple over any second. It was really funny to see.

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