There was a family who went on a trip and had to use squat toilets at a rest stop. Their little kid was so curious about the squat toilet. He tried to sit on it like a normal toilet and almost got stuck. His parents were both worried and amused at the same time. They had to gently pull him out while laughing at the whole situation.
I heard a story where a guy was in a hurry to use a squat toilet at a festival. He didn't realize there was no toilet paper until he was done. He had to shout for help and ended up getting a roll of paper thrown to him from a nearby stall. It was a very comical and slightly awkward situation for him.
Once I was in a foreign country using a squat toilet for the first time. I wasn't used to the position and ended up losing my balance a bit while trying to pull my pants down. I nearly toppled over but managed to catch myself just in time. It was so embarrassing yet funny.
Some people just try to avoid using squat toilets altogether if they can. They will look for places with Western - style toilets.
A company's IT department set up a very complex security protocol. But one day, a new intern accidentally disabled the whole thing by unplugging the wrong cable. Another incident was when a hacker group tried to hack a website but instead of getting any valuable data, they got a bunch of cat pictures that the website owner had hidden as a joke.
At a party, someone decided to play a prank. They put a fake spider on a roll of toilet paper in the bathroom. When the first person went in and saw it while reaching for the paper, they let out a huge scream. Everyone was laughing about it later.
A girl I know was wearing white pants on her period. She thought she was well - protected but then she saw a small stain. She quickly tried to cover it with her bag while walking and ended up looking like she was doing a very strange dance. It was so funny.
I heard about a little boy who refused to use the toilet unless his teddy bear was sitting on the counter watching him. He said it was for moral support. Another kid would only use the toilet if he was wearing his superhero cape. He believed it gave him special powers to go potty.
A guy walked into a piercing parlor asking for a nipple piercing. He was really macho - talking about how tough he was. But when the piercer actually started the process, he let out the highest - pitched scream. It was so unexpected considering how he had been acting before. Everyone in the parlor couldn't stop laughing.
One horror story could be finding a huge spider in the squat toilet. It was just there, on the side, and I was so scared to even use it. I had to find something to shoo it away but was worried it might jump on me.
At a wedding, the best man got so drunk that he started giving his speech in a made - up language that he claimed was 'alien talk'. It was inappropriate for a formal wedding speech but had everyone in stitches as they watched him babble on in this strange 'language'.
A group of friends were at a restaurant. One friend ordered a very elaborate dish. When it arrived, it didn't look as good as expected. Another friend said, 'You ordered that? It looks like the chef had a bad day and took it out on your plate!' It was both savage and funny.