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Squat Toilet Funny Incidents You've Heard

2024-12-10 05:51
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There was a family who went on a trip and had to use squat toilets at a rest stop. Their little kid was so curious about the squat toilet. He tried to sit on it like a normal toilet and almost got stuck. His parents were both worried and amused at the same time. They had to gently pull him out while laughing at the whole situation.

I heard a story where a guy was in a hurry to use a squat toilet at a festival. He didn't realize there was no toilet paper until he was done. He had to shout for help and ended up getting a roll of paper thrown to him from a nearby stall. It was a very comical and slightly awkward situation for him.

Thank you for Waiting, Mister Tang!

Thank you for Waiting, Mister Tang!

Forced out by her step-mother, she was driven to desperation and had no way of surviving other than to sign herself away and marry herself into a rich and influential family. Three years into the marriage, her wealthy husband had spoiled her to heavens. The only problem was that they had no inheritors in their family. Inside the luxurious mansion, Pei Qiqi angrily threw a stack of newspaper onto the man, “The article is claiming that I am a hen who cannot lay eggs! But Tang Yu, it’s you who has issues!” The man put down the newspaper and agreed to what his young wife was saying, “Why would they write false information? Your zodiac is the pig!” “Tang! Yu!” She stomped her feet out of anger. The man grinned, “So what we have no kids? You are my little baby.” Pei Qiqi thought, how did this scene change so fast!
4.3
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Endless  Pampering Only For You

Endless Pampering Only For You

As childhood sweethearts, they were made to engage under the manipulations of their families. It involved having to to live in the same room and sleep together. One night, she is accidentally made drunk, and in his delirium, he kisses her only to realize he enjoys it. From time to time, he would sneak a kiss on her, but his “crime” is eventually discovered in an accident. After being accused by her, he says with a smile, “You are my wife, why can’t I kiss you?” The two people’s daily routine is full of bickering and mutual discrediting of each other. Although he claims to disparage, he actually cares intensely about her. He feels crazily jealous when she is close to other men, to the point of tying her to his side, so that she becomes exclusively his. Tags: Campus Love, Childhood Sweethearts, Pampering Romance
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The Rest Of My Life Is For You

The Rest Of My Life Is For You

Yu Yuehan is the usual rich, perfect, aloof president—the richest man in City H; but one day, a female toddler suddenly appears in his life as his daughter! Despite being certain that he has never touched a woman before, DNA tests certify that the toddler is his! He soon becomes a good 'daddi' for the little toddler, Xiao Liuliu. Two years later, for some inexplicable reason, Xiao Liuliu becomes very fond of a trial nurse, Nian Xiaomu, hired to take care of her. Nian Xiaomu has a strong personality and refuses to let anyone bully her. Constantly wary that anyone might cause harm to his daughter, Yu Yuehan keeps a constant watch over Nian Xiaomu. However, his black-bellied daughter has plans for her father up her sleeves… Over time, Nian Xiaomu reveals her charming side bit by bit; and for the first time in his life, Yu Yuehan is drawn in by this mysterious woman… Keywords: Mysterious Daughter, Cute Daughter, Aloof, Nurse, Strong Woman Cute Scene: "Daddi, you are so handsome!" Xiao Liuliu blushes. "Daddi, I want hugs!" Xiao Liuliu coos. "Daddi, I want a younger sister! Quick make one with Mommi." "Daddi…" Yu Yuehan says in a deadpan fashion, "I have never slept with any woman! How can I have a daughter!?" "Did Mommi sleep with you without you realizing it?" Yu Yuehan: "…” We have a Patreon which you can support us at: https://www.patreon.com/restofmylifeisforyou We have advanced chapters to offer, as well as goals to increase our weekly release rate!
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2430 Chs
Can't Take My Eyes Off You

Can't Take My Eyes Off You

“Commander Lu, there are rumors that we are sleeping together, we have a fling!” He looked up from under the blanket and slowly got up. “What do you want from me?” “Deny it, say it’s fake, stop it from spreading…” He pushed her against the wall, blocking her mouth by a rough kiss. “Mrs. Lu, we have to substantiate the rumor.” Before she was born again, what she had been doing was staying away from him! After she was born again, what she always wanted to do was give him offsprings! Lu Xingzhi strived for two personal mottos his entire life: First, it was illegal to undermine military marriage. Two, Jiang Yao was his in this eternity, till death do they part.
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2350 Chs
May the rest of my life be sweet to you

May the rest of my life be sweet to you

"Uncle, I was punished for being late! " "Buy the school. " "Uncle, I was bullied! " "SEND THEM TO HEAVEN! " In this era of competing for fathers, Qin Sheng never competed for fathers. Those things were too extravagant. She didn't have them, she only competed for uncles! Ever since she had a rich uncle, she lived a life of fighting and being cleaned up by others, causing trouble and being scapegoated by others. Her three big goals in life were to make him fall in love with her, fall in love with her, fall in love with her!
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The wife of a powerful family: Huo Shao, how dare you flirt with me

The wife of a powerful family: Huo Shao, how dare you flirt with me

On the day of her escape from prison, she had died unexpectedly and was reborn into the body of Madam Huo. He was the heir to the number one financial magnate. She had charged out of nowhere and from then on, the obedient and weak Madam Huo had started to awaken. She had been trampled under her feet. Huo Shao had expressed that since she had already been conquered, wouldn't it be too unfair for her if she did not give her body to him? The muzzle of the gun was aimed at her head, "I only lost my wife and did not divorce. Choose between loving me or dying for love. " Gu Ruochu,"..." Do I still have a choice?
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Squat Toilet Funny Stories: Share Your Hilarious Experiences

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2024-12-09 19:36

Once I was in a foreign country using a squat toilet for the first time. I wasn't used to the position and ended up losing my balance a bit while trying to pull my pants down. I nearly toppled over but managed to catch myself just in time. It was so embarrassing yet funny.

Squat Toilet Horror Stories: How do people cope with bad squat toilet experiences?

1 answer
2024-11-23 23:13

Some people just try to avoid using squat toilets altogether if they can. They will look for places with Western - style toilets.

What are some of the funniest IT security incidents you've heard of?

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2024-11-08 05:00

A company's IT department set up a very complex security protocol. But one day, a new intern accidentally disabled the whole thing by unplugging the wrong cable. Another incident was when a hacker group tried to hack a website but instead of getting any valuable data, they got a bunch of cat pictures that the website owner had hidden as a joke.

What are some of the funniest toilet paper stories you've heard?

1 answer
2024-12-13 21:20

At a party, someone decided to play a prank. They put a fake spider on a roll of toilet paper in the bathroom. When the first person went in and saw it while reaching for the paper, they let out a huge scream. Everyone was laughing about it later.

What Are Some of the Funniest Menstruation - related Incidents You've Heard?

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2024-11-23 01:40

A girl I know was wearing white pants on her period. She thought she was well - protected but then she saw a small stain. She quickly tried to cover it with her bag while walking and ended up looking like she was doing a very strange dance. It was so funny.

What are some of the most amusing toilet training stories you've heard?

1 answer
2024-11-07 05:52

I heard about a little boy who refused to use the toilet unless his teddy bear was sitting on the counter watching him. He said it was for moral support. Another kid would only use the toilet if he was wearing his superhero cape. He believed it gave him special powers to go potty.

Funny Incidents in Piercing and Tattoo Parlors: What Have You Heard?

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2024-12-03 13:53

A guy walked into a piercing parlor asking for a nipple piercing. He was really macho - talking about how tough he was. But when the piercer actually started the process, he let out the highest - pitched scream. It was so unexpected considering how he had been acting before. Everyone in the parlor couldn't stop laughing.

Squat Toilet Horror Stories: What are some of the most terrifying experiences?

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2024-11-24 00:14

One horror story could be finding a huge spider in the squat toilet. It was just there, on the side, and I was so scared to even use it. I had to find something to shoo it away but was worried it might jump on me.

Share a funny inappropriate story you've heard.

1 answer
2024-11-28 07:06

At a wedding, the best man got so drunk that he started giving his speech in a made - up language that he claimed was 'alien talk'. It was inappropriate for a formal wedding speech but had everyone in stitches as they watched him babble on in this strange 'language'.

What are the best funny savage stories you've heard?

1 answer
2024-12-13 10:57

A group of friends were at a restaurant. One friend ordered a very elaborate dish. When it arrived, it didn't look as good as expected. Another friend said, 'You ordered that? It looks like the chef had a bad day and took it out on your plate!' It was both savage and funny.

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