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Funny Kidney Stone Stories

2024-12-10 20:57
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One funny kidney stone story is about a guy who thought he had a really bad backache. He tried all sorts of remedies for days. Finally, when he went to the doctor, it turned out to be a kidney stone. He later joked that his kidney stone was like an uninvited guest that made itself too comfortable.

Stepmother: I Am Asked To Give A Kidney To My Half-Brother

Stepmother: I Am Asked To Give A Kidney To My Half-Brother

When Lu Ming’s biological father and stepmother came looking for him, he didn’t feel happy or excited. A long time ago, Lu Ming’s father, Lu Yaohua, abandoned his wife and son and married his lover. For 18 years, Lu Ming had not seen his father, even when his mother passed away. Now, Lu Ming’s father came looking for him because his half-brother was sick and needed a kidney transplant. The first thing his father and stepmother said to him was that they wanted a kidney from him. “We are a family. You’re his older brother. It’s your responsibility to save your little brother. If you can help Ze, we’ll give you 10 million yuan,” offered Lu Yaohua. “A human can survive with one kidney, right? How can you not save your brother when he’s dying? You’re just like your useless mom!” scolded the stepmother. “Heck! I would never have agreed to dad spending the 10 million if the donor center has a suitable kidney for me!”the younger brother cursed . [Option 1: Agree to the request. Reward: A halo for enduring humiliation. Option 2: Decline the request. Reward: 51% of the shares of Wanke Real Estate—one the top 500 listed companies in the country.] Lu Ming stared coldly at the three visitors and scoffed. “I don’t have a brother like you, or a family. Get out!”
3.4
510 Chs
Stone in the shoe

Stone in the shoe

When you were a kid, you lived with your grandmother in the small town of Silvertree, on the edge of a magical forest. Grandma is a witch, and she taught you how to use your magic to affect the natural world, too. “Magic is a part of you,” she always told you. “Learning how to use it means figuring out who you are.” Now you’re 19 and on your own. After years of living in the forest while you perfected your witchcraft, you’ve returned to take care of your grandmother’s house and crow-familiar while she’s gone. Figuring out who you are feels more important than ever - not to mention, figuring out what Silvertree is. A lot is just as you remembered: the friendly generous next-door neighbors with a kid just your age, the proud town council, the quaint little shops with quirky punny names, the gentle shadowy forest full of magic.
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443 Chs
Login Before Others: Stone Age

Login Before Others: Stone Age

# VR # MMORPG #LOGINBEFOREHAND # STONEAGE Human Origin: Tribe was a virtual reality MMORPG. The player would start from the stone age, build tribes, and slowly develop their culture. It had attracted countless players of all ages on the day the game was launched and it quickly became the most popular game ever. However, no one knew that the game was actually created by aliens using a high-dimension technology called the Knowledge Child. Just a year after the game was launched, it started to devour reality. Chen Ran was a high-level player and was regressed back to the day before the launch. He was able to enter the game earlier than others. [SSS-grade Unit: Stainless Giant.] [Effect: Build 10000x faster and gives all the buildings a 10000x boost.] [SSS-grade Land: Elf’s Forest.] [Effect: Farming speed and production rate increased by 10000x.] [SSS-grade Wonder: Light of Civilization.] [Effect: 10000x increase for the land to philosophers, literateurs, scientists and other professionals that would lead the growth of a civilization.] He took all of those things before others could even learn of them. A year later, the game was finally officially launched. When the players logged into the game, they were dumbfounded by what they saw. “Are you sure this is the stone age?” Another year later, the aliens were about to invade Earth, thinking that the human civilization had collapsed. However, Chen Ran stood on top of one of the 10 thousand Star Destroyer Canon and yelled, “Don’t look down on us humans!”
3.5
360 Chs
FUNNY STORIES UNLIMITED

FUNNY STORIES UNLIMITED

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.
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330 Chs
Funny Chats

Funny Chats

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.
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255 Chs
Stone Mage: Revenge of the Villain System

Stone Mage: Revenge of the Villain System

Min's system, System #151044, is tired of watching him get girls and make dumb decisions yet still manage to defeat the villain. If only he was the villain, there's no way Min would win. His wish was granted. He now upgraded from a bodyless helper system to the evil villain, Ronin Dreadborne! ----------------------------- After getting murdered and reincarnating as a system inside a Hero Transmigrating Machine, System #151044 spent thousands of years wondering why he had such a cruel fate to be a system for incompetent transmigrators like this. But the worst is Min Cheng............ Because Min Cheng spends all his Hero points on girls instead of leveling up! And he is the dumbest transmigrators he ever met! But through a rogue system that gave them a code to free themselves from their roles as a system, System #151044 was able to transform into Min Cheng's enemy on the next world, Ronin Dreadborne, in a mage fantasy world! [Fate itself is evil. The only true enemy is fate, and I have defeated it.] [And I shall teach you how to defeat it too. I will be giving you the gift of freedom. ] [Be the master of your fate like you were always meant to be. And conquer those who try to stand in your way.] That is exactly what he did as Ronin, and to defeat an evil fate, you have to be evil yourself! "I will be the best villain in all the dimensions! Watch out, Min Cheng! I'm coming for you!" ---------------------------- Disclaimer: This book has a villain MC, and he is pretty cold and ruthless and cares about nothing besides killing Min Cheng at the start. However, his character will be developed, so if you're expecting this to just be an evil MC power fantasy althroughout, you're out of luck. There's no romance though, if that is what you are dreading about. No girl would change him or anything like that. There would a lot of violence, gore, and strong language. ------------------- Publishes 1 chapter every day
4.3
250 Chs

More Funny Kidney Stone Stories

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2024-12-11 00:54

One person shared that they had a kidney stone while on a flight. They were squirming in their seat, trying to find a comfortable position. The flight attendant thought they were just being fussy. But when they finally told the attendant about the possible kidney stone, the attendant was very helpful. It ended up being a really strange and kind of funny experience, especially when they told their friends about the flight attendant's initial confusion.

What are some kidney stone horror stories?

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2024-11-11 18:50

A friend of mine had a kidney stone that got stuck. He described the pain as if someone was stabbing his side repeatedly with a hot knife. He had to go through multiple procedures to break up and remove the stone. The anticipation of the procedures, the pain during, and the long recovery time were all part of this horror story. He couldn't work or do normal activities for weeks and it was really a tough time for him.

What are the common elements in kidney stone success stories?

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2024-12-01 19:00

In many kidney stone success stories, early detection plays a crucial role. If the stones are detected early, treatment can be more effective. Also, following the doctor's treatment plan religiously is a common factor. Whether it's taking medications as prescribed, going for regular check - ups, or preparing well for surgical procedures if needed. For instance, a patient who had a large stone but adhered to the pre - and post - surgery instructions recovered smoothly. Additionally, lifestyle changes like increasing physical activity are often seen in these success stories. It helps in overall body function improvement which can indirectly affect kidney stone treatment.

Can you share some kidney stone success stories?

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2024-12-01 05:23

Sure. My friend had kidney stones. He was in a lot of pain at first. But after following the doctor's advice of drinking plenty of water, around 2 - 3 liters a day, and having a balanced diet with less salt and oxalate - rich foods, the stones passed out naturally after a few weeks. It was a great success story as he avoided surgery.

Is the stone expelling granules effective for kidney stones?

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2024-12-26 02:21

Stone expelling granules might be effective for kidney stones, especially for small stones. The ingredients in the stone expelling granules had the effects of clearing heat and disutility, clearing stranguria and expelling stones, promoting the discharge of stones, and relieving frequent micturition and pain. However, for large or complex kidney stones, stone expelling pellets may not be effective. Other treatment methods such as surgery or external shock wave gravel may need to be selected under the guidance of a doctor. Therefore, it was recommended that the patient choose a suitable treatment method under the guidance of the doctor to avoid delaying the illness.

A novel as good as The Beginning of the Wilderness Becomes a Kidney Stone

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2025-01-20 18:06

There were novels similar to The Beginning of the Wilderness Becoming Kidney Stones: Book of Troubled Times, Author: Ji Cha 2:"Spiritual Realm Walker", Author: Xiao Langjun 3: The Tang's Table, Author: Jie and 2 4."King of Familiars", Author: Light Spring Flowing Sound Fairy, Please Listen to My Explanation, Author: Mi Tian Building National Forensic Medicine, Author: Zhiniao Village 7:"Wait, Heroine." Author: Guan Guan Gongzi 8: Mantang Colorful, Author: Weird Cousin 9:"Hidden Dead Corner", Author: Get Lost Final Divine Duty, Author: Tuoba Goudan Beyond Time, Author: Er Gen "This Game Is Too Real." Author: Chen Xing LL Red Heart Sky Patrol, Author: What's the Matter? Ring of Destiny, Author: Squid Who Loves to Dive National Master of Ming Dynasty, Author: West Lake Encountered Rain Choose a Day to Ascend, Author: Otaku Pig 17:"Who's in Love After Rebirth?" Author: What's Wrong? Deep Sea Ember, Author: Yuantong Chapter 19: Cultivation in the Chaotic World of Demonic Martial Arts, Author: Wenplagiarism 20:"Who told him to cultivate!" Author: The Whitest Crow The following is a detailed introduction of these novels: 1."Book of Troubled Times": Holding a sword, drinking in Jianghu, slender waist and light palm. The young man carried a long saber on his shoulder and hung wine on his waist. He strode forward, but the Jianghu in his heart was vaguely difficult to see. Turning a page in the book of troubled times, it would rain for decades in the Jianghu. Suddenly looking back, the world has been split into pieces. 2.<<Spirit Realm Walker>>: From ancient times to the present, it is rumored that there is a Spirit Realm in the world. Regarding the Spirit Realm, there were many different opinions among the famous people of the past dynasties. "From Qi to Tang, the mountains are desolate and the spirit realm is lonely. Few people visit." "Spirit Realm is hard to come by, but Ghost Craftsmen are hard to come by." 3."Tang People's Table": Rating: AAA-plus I feel that this book has completely surpassed Jie Yu's previous works. It's very personal and the story of the Great Tang is also very well told. Of course, the premise is that you can read it. This is definitely a good historical text. I feel that it's a bit like a farming novel, but this field is Chang 'an, the Nightless City of the Tang Empire. I'm still looking forward to it. 4."King of Familiar":"King of Familiar" was a novel that would never get tired of reading. The author's pen strength and imagination made the entire plot well arranged. It was very worthy of a five-star rating. The story was about a brand new era of familiars, and the protagonist would become the well-deserved king of familiars. This book's closing chapters included Pokémon's Court Tree, Elven Master, and Unscientific Familiar, all of which were of excellent quality. In King of Familiars, the author presented a world full of imagination. The protagonist had superpowers that could communicate with all things and an antler pendant with healing powers. At present, the story had just begun, and the future development was exciting. In short, the quality of this book was guaranteed, and it was worth reading. Fairy, Please Listen to My Explanation [Reading progress: 280,000] [Temporarily Set: Grain] [Anticipation: 3 - 4 stars] 1. The protagonist's soul transmigrated into the game world, solved the "kidnapping" crisis, dealt with the "possession" suspicion, successfully integrated into the other world, and became the third son of the prime minister. 2. As a transmigrator, the protagonist's empathy was very strong and his integration was very high. Therefore, this book could be seen as a game with a high level of possession, or as a martial arts fantasy where the villain's memories were awakened. 3. The biggest advantage of this book is that the writing is very good, especially the description of the scenes and characters. The details are rich and the picture is very strong. It is definitely a plus point. 4. The biggest problem was that it wasn't cool enough, and the main character had too little room to play. As a heavy player who had completed the entire story, most of the time, he could only be used as a lead to introduce the character or reveal the world. In conclusion: If this book was a custom game novel, then the boss of the game company would definitely give the author a big red packet. People, scenes, worldviews, and even drawings could be copied directly. However, as a cool novel, it felt like the author was a little dragged down by his own setting. It was understandable to maintain one's personality, but after all, the most common reading expectation of online readers was to "enjoy reading". Overall, this book was worth recommending. At least, he wouldn't lose out if he tried to read the free words. Similar recommendations: Guan Guan Gongzi, Ji Cha, Dafeng Nightwatchman National Forensics: Interesting 7:"Heroine Wait": S (Wuxia harem) The Wuxia flavor was very strong, and the settings were very positive. Plot: Brainhole ***** Setting: Character ***** 8."Mantang Huacai": The author of "The End of Song"-Cousin's new work. As a historical article, the most important thing was to give the reader a sense of déjà vu. And on this point, Cousin had always handled it very well. The protagonist had transmigrated to become the Du family's attendant. He was a handsome boy, but there was not much description of his appearance. In terms of the plot, it inherited the explosive opening of the previous movie, with ups and downs and brilliant scenes. The conflict was only unexpected and reasonable. The logic of the writing was smooth and logical. In terms of writing style, Cousin's pen was still strong enough. He outlined the character's image with just a few words. A clip could give you a golden experience like a movie. Those who had read the last book should understand. The only thing was that for readers who did not know much about the history of the Tang Dynasty, the reading threshold might be slightly higher. Other than that, there was nothing obscure in the text. This was the best era of the Great Tang. The Tang Dynasty was full of splendor, and the scenery was prosperous. Undercurrents surged, and a storm was coming! Let's see how Xue Bai will fight against the chaotic world! The total score was five points, and the total score was 4.5 points. 9."Hidden Dead Corner" Personal Rating: Sr. The book 'Get Lost' was about strangeness. The formation of blind spots was a man-made disaster. Slowly, it became the feeling of constantly running dungeons. 10."Final Divine Duty":"Final Divine Duty" is a rather good Deep Blue style work. The cheat of this book was the dark blue system that could add points to attributes and skills. It left a deep impression on people. The author's writing style was very skilled, and the world setting was also very good. The various concepts and forces were very rich, and the timing of the author's introduction of these elements was also very appropriate. It did not give people the feeling of changing maps rigidly. The storyline was fascinating, and the protagonist was about to change maps to enter the official faction for the first time, which made people look forward to it. He hoped that the author could maintain this level of writing in the future to avoid the main character's combat power collapsing because of his unparalleled strength. This would maintain the challenge of the story. Overall,"The Final Divine Duty" was a highly recommended book, with a recommendation index of 82 points. I especially liked the part about mecha in the book. Although it was temporarily a world of high martial arts, this setting was very novel and made people look forward to what would happen next. Overall, I am very satisfied with this book. "Beyond Time":"Beyond Time" is a refreshing Xianxia novel. The author tells a fascinating story in a unique way. The story started with the world's background, depicting a cruel and mysterious wasteland world. The main character, Xu Qing, was a decisive, cautious, and ruthless character. He worked hard to survive and struggle in this strange world. The characters in the novel were vivid, especially the protagonist Xu Qing and his senior brother Chen Erniu. Their personalities and actions left a deep impression on people. The female characters were equally outstanding. Ling 'er was willing to sacrifice herself for Xu Qing, demonstrating the strength and courage of the female characters. The writing style of the entire book was excellent. The character descriptions and scene descriptions were all unique, allowing people to immerse themselves in this mysterious world. The plot was compact and fascinating. It made people look forward to whether the protagonist, Xu Qing, could transcend heaven and earth and stay outside of time. Overall, Beyond Time was a good book worth recommending. Whether you liked Xianxia novels or Wasteland novels, this book could give you a different reading experience. "This Game Is Too Real":"This Game Is Too Real" is a highly recommended novel. The story told the story of the male protagonist who traveled to the wasteland after the nuclear war and became a hidden refuge. He could connect with the modern world network with the help of AI robots and summon the player's consciousness to be implanted into the clone. The author's writing style was excellent, and the image of the male lead was also very clear. There was no greasy feeling of wheels turning at the slightest disagreement. 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At the foot of Jiuyi Mountain, there was an immortal. The path of ascension had long been cut off, but the snake-catching youth Xu Ying took Qi and the bell to embark on the path of cultivation and solve the mystery of his own life. 17:"Who's Going to Fall in Love After Being Reborn":<strong></strong><strong></strong> Author: Where did I go wrong? Word Count: 230,000 [Status: Series] Tagged: Love, City, Easy Jiang Qin was reborn. He returned to the end of the college entrance examination with resentment for his 30-year identity as a bootlicker. What he was facing now was His nightmare for the past 30 years was that this fish-raising tea artist had completely disappointed him in love! Therefore, the reborn Jiang Qin decided to never fall in love again. He only wanted to make money, but Wang Jingze's Zhenxiang Law was always good! We'll see how Jiang Qin implements Wang Jingze's Zhenxiang theorem under the attack of the innocent Feng Baobao! It was another urban love masterpiece after Chen Gou! Feng Baobao's drawing was lifelike! Personal evaluation: above licorice "Deep Sea Ember":" licorice" The New Book of the Far Eye. It was similar to the Lightless Sea's counter setting. The world was once basically destroyed, and everything was covered by the ocean. Only a few continents survived, and under the deep sea, there was an indescribable existence. The Old Ones had also perished, and the survivors sacrificed themselves to create an artificial sun to continue protecting the world. When the protagonist woke up, he found that he was left with only one room. When he walked out of the room, he possessed the captain of the ghost ship in another world. Of course, as the plot developed, it seemed that everything was not so simple. At the same time, the main character can randomly possess humans in the mainland city through consciousness projection. Currently, he is possessing one of the believers of an evil god whose goal is to restore the past. This book had all the shortcomings of his previous works, namely, the off-line character, the uncomfortable mouth fetish, and the frequent "mechanical" action descriptions. In short, in my opinion, his character creation is completely inadequate. However, his strength was his grand worldview. Xyrin and the abnormal creatures could be considered soft science fiction, and starting from Daybreak Sword, he combined fantasy and science fiction. This book further introduced the elements of mystery, so this book was still worth looking forward to. Setting:8 Plot:6 Writing Style:8 Others:7 19."Gou in the Demonic Martial World to Cultivate Immortals": A new copy of the text. Quality guaranteed-IQ online, cool, smooth, and updated. This was originally a cultivation method. In the cultivation world, I was submissive, but in the demon martial world, I attacked with heavy fists. Using the difference in information and resources between the two worlds, they could be Master Dao and Sixth Brother. "Who told him to cultivate!" "Who told him to cultivate!" It was a Xianxia novel. The author used a humorous and unique writing style to successfully raise the novel to a new level. The world constructed by the author was complete and perfect, and the plot was controlled just right. After the main character, Lu Yang, became a disciple of Dao Seeking Sect, he embarked on a different path of cultivation. The Immortal Cultivation world in the story was connected to real life, emotions, psychology, society, and history, giving people inspiration. The author's imagination was very big. The main character had a sword spirit root and extraordinary talent in magic. He was able to practice Spatial Bending into Spatial Bending and Spatial Bending. This unique creativity was refreshing. The few supporting characters were also drawn in an interesting way. The entire sect was like the fourth natural disaster. The whole story looked very interesting, like a funny immortal cultivation, making people enjoy it. The author's writing style was humorous and humorous. The short stories were one after another, making it very enjoyable to read. In short,"Who told him to cultivate!" It was a delightful and relaxing novel with a five-star recommendation index. You can read these novels on Qidian Chinese Network.

Can you share a really bad kidney stone horror story?

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2024-11-11 19:11

Sure. A man had a kidney stone during a very important business trip. He started feeling the pain in the middle of a crucial meeting. He could hardly focus on the meeting and had to excuse himself. The pain got so bad that he had to be rushed to a local hospital. He was worried about his job as he had to abandon the trip and stay in the hospital for treatment. It was a very stressful and scary situation for him.

Kidney transplant sad stories: How do sad stories in kidney transplant affect the medical team?

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2024-10-25 22:10

It makes them feel frustrated. They've put in so much effort, but when things go wrong, like a transplant failure, they can't help but feel down.

Kidney transplant sad stories: What are some common heart - breaking situations in kidney transplant?

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2024-10-25 19:04

Often, there are cases where a family member is a perfect match for a kidney transplant but due to financial constraints, they can't afford the procedure. This leaves the patient in a deteriorating state, and the family feeling helpless. It's a situation full of despair as they watch their loved one suffer and they can't do anything about it because of money issues.

What are the most inspiring kidney success stories?

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2024-12-06 13:32

There is a story of a young boy who had a severe kidney injury. Thanks to the quick action of the medical team and the use of advanced medical technology, his kidney healed completely. It was a great success as it was unexpected considering the severity of the injury at first.

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