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Dear Santa. It's actually a funny story. What kind of funny requests do kids make?

2024-12-10 03:32
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Many kids ask for a mountain of candies. They don't realize how much that would be! And they draw these pictures of themselves sitting on top of the candy mountain. It always makes me chuckle.

Dear Commander-in-Chief

Dear Commander-in-Chief

Upon being reborn, she immediately offends a vicious two-faced bigwig. He seizes her back home and insists on pampering her… “Master Jue, a despicable man came to find Madam. He wants to reconcile with her.” “Bury him alive.” “Master Jue, Madam took first place in a major competition at the University of Medicine. A rotten woman got jealous and slapped Madam.” “Slap that dirty woman’s face before sending her off to be tormented in a living hell.” “Master Jue, Madam… Madam escaped!” A certain man’s gaze sinks dangerously. He has spoiled her to such an extent, yet she is still trying to run away? Has it ever crossed her mind that it's impossible for her to run away from him?
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You Like It Hot

You Like It Hot

Savannah was an adorable college student. To revenge her ex-boyfriend, Savannah was boldly intended to kiss a "handsome enough" man and take a video to piss her ex off. However, she chose Callan, the most eligible bachelor in the world. Out of Savannah's prediction, she was teased that she had no idea what a real kiss was. Then the man even taught her in person. In a great panic, Savannah ran away. Savannah left a deep impression on Callan. However, he never thought he would meet Savannah so soon, especially, at the... male toilet!
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Obtendo $10 Trilhões Do Nada

Obtendo $10 Trilhões Do Nada

Connor McDonald trabalhava com entrega de comida como seu trabalho de meio período. Um dia, ele teve que entregar comida em um hotel famoso por ser um hotel de encontros amorosos. Quando a porta do quarto se abriu, ele não pôde acreditar em seus olhos. Sua namorada estava seminua, abraçada a um garoto rico de sua classe. "Bem, agora que você descobriu, acho que é hora de saber", zombou o garoto rico. "Sua namorada está namorando comigo agora." "Connor, desista de mim. Você é órfão e não tem dinheiro. Mesmo que entregue comida pelo resto da sua vida, não há como competir com ele. Você não é bom o suficiente para mim. Vamos terminar", disse sua namorada. Connor estava totalmente desconcertado, imaginando por que Deus impediria as pessoas pobres de terem um relacionamento normal. Justamente quando ele estava imerso em dor, seu telefone tocou de repente. Ele recebeu uma mensagem de texto interessante. [Você recebeu 1.000.000.000,00 dólares na sua conta.] "Que diabos?" exclamou Connor. "Quem diabos acabou de me transferir 1 bilhão de dólares?"
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Reencarnação do Deus da Espada Mais Forte

Reencarnação do Deus da Espada Mais Forte

Recomeçando mais uma vez, ele entrou novamente neste "jogo vivo" para controlar seu próprio destino. Desta vez, ele não será controlado por outros. Anteriormente o Rei da Espada de Nível 200, ele chegará a um pico mais alto nesta vida. Métodos para ganhar dinheiro! Estratégias para conquistar masmorras! Missões Lendárias! Locais de queda de equipamento! Técnicas de batalha desconhecidas! Até os segredos que os Testadores Beta desconheciam, ele sabe de todos eles. Guerras massivas, avanço da vida, ingressando na divindade, espada alcançando o pico; uma lenda de um homem se tornando um Deus da Espada começou.
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The Prince of Military Academy Is Actually A Girl!

The Prince of Military Academy Is Actually A Girl!

After dying from a strange terminal illness, Ling Lan was reborn into a world 10000 years into the future. Although she dearly wished she could just live a peaceful and uneventful life in her new healthy body, fate had other plans ... Forced to disguise herself as a boy just so she could inherit her deceased father's premium military benefits, Ling Lan's journey to adulthood was full of challenges. After much difficulty, she finally turned sixteen when she could drop the charade. But before she could grasp her newfound freedom to get married and start her own family, a twist of fate results in her being thrown into the Federation's top military boys' school. With these twists of fate, Ling Lan had little choice but to walk further and further down a path of no return, one of cold and aloof dominance ... ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* ryuxenji the translator here. :3 Here are some other things you should know: 1) This story is NOT primarily a romance. QI's system right now categorizes all novels taken from the female novel Chinese site (起点女生网) as 'romance' without fail, regardless of whether they truly are romance. So, if you are here just for the romance, you might want to find a different novel. There will be some romance eventually, but most of this novel is Sci-Fi/Xianxia with a lot of world-building and character development. 2) I use British spelling. So, please ensure spelling errors are really errors before reporting them. 3) No matter what the release rate up top says, the guaranteed release rate right now is 1 chp/day (a.k.a. 7 chps/week). All else is extra at my discretion. (I'll try my best, but RL responsibilities come first.)
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ONS: Grávida do Bebê do CEO

ONS: Grávida do Bebê do CEO

Jeanne tinha apenas 18 anos quando sua madrasta e meia-irmã a incriminaram e fizeram com que ela perdesse tudo. Ela foi expulsa de casa pelo pai por tentar resistir. 7 anos depois, Jeanne voltou em busca de vingança com um filho misterioso ao seu lado - George. As pessoas zombavam dela por ser mãe solteira e chamavam o filho dela de criança sem pai. “Quem você está chamando de criança sem pai? Você não vai gostar de me ver bravo,” ameaçou George. “Abaixe o facho, George! Não estrague a diversão! Eu ainda não me diverti o suficiente,” disse Jeanne, querendo aproveitar sua vingança, deixando o menino sem palavras. Jeanne conheceu mais tarde o famoso Quarto Mestre Swan em um baile de caridade. O homem de boa aparência e temperamento frio a chamou para um canto e disse: “Eu gosto de você.” Todos ficaram chocados, inclusive Jeanne. “Eu sou mãe solteira e tenho um filho. Tem certeza de que gosta de mim?” ela disse. “Eu na verdade... gosto do seu filho!” Todos ficaram chocados quando o Quarto Mestre Swan casou-se com Jeanne, mas apenas ele, astuto, sabia que havia conseguido não apenas um, mas dois, importantes jogadores para esse jogo de xadrez que ele estava jogando.
4.5
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Dear Santa. It's actually a funny story. Can you share some of your funniest moments at the North Pole?

1 answer
2024-12-10 01:54

Once, a little elf tried to ride one of the reindeer like a horse. The reindeer just stood there looking confused while the elf bounced around. It was hilarious.

Watch, it's kind of a funny story. What could make a story 'kind of a funny story'?

2 answers
2024-11-28 21:44

There are several elements. One is the use of exaggeration. If a character's reaction to something is overly dramatic in a humorous way, it can make the story funny. Another is the presence of unlikely coincidences. Say, two people who are completely opposite keep running into each other in the most unexpected places and funny things happen as a result. Additionally, if there are funny - looking or behaving animals in the story, that can also contribute to it being a funny story.

What are the elements that make a funny kids story?

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2024-11-08 16:33

Surprise is a big one. For example, if a child expects to find a toy in a box but instead finds a puppy. Another element is the innocence of kids. When they misunderstand something in a really cute way, like thinking the moon is a big cheese and trying to climb a tree to reach it. Also, the over - the - top reactions they have. If a little boy sees a small spider and jumps on a chair screaming as if it's a huge monster.

Teaching - it's kind of a funny story. What could make a teaching story funny?

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2024-11-03 21:56

Unexpected student responses can make a teaching story funny. For example, when you ask a simple question like 'What's 2+2?' and a student answers with something completely off - like 'A purple dinosaur'.

Its actually a funny story. What kind of story could it be?

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2024-11-09 22:31

It might be a story about a parrot that learned to imitate the sound of a car alarm. Every time a neighbor parked their car nearby, the parrot would start making that noise. People in the neighborhood were looking everywhere for the 'car alarm' until they realized it was the parrot. It was really a comical situation.

What are the elements that make a funny kids bedtime story?

2 answers
2024-11-01 10:53

Simple and relatable characters. For example, animals like bunnies or pigs that kids can easily picture in their minds. These characters often have distinct personalities, like a very lazy cat or a super energetic dog.

It's kind of funny story. What makes a story 'kind of funny'?

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2024-12-03 22:40

Often, unexpected situations make a story kind of funny. Like when you expect one thing to happen, but something completely different occurs. For example, if you think someone is going to give a very serious speech but they start making silly animal noises instead.

It's kind of a funny story. What makes a story 'kind of funny'?

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2024-11-20 15:18

I think it's the little quirks in the characters or events. Say, a very serious person suddenly doing a silly dance out of nowhere. That makes a story 'kind of funny'. It's not always about big, over - the - top humor. Sometimes it's these small, odd things that give a story that touch of humor.

What are some elements that make Secret Santa stories funny?

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2024-12-11 22:54

The element of surprise often makes Secret Santa stories funny. For example, when someone gets a gift that is completely unexpected, like a huge inflatable dinosaur when they least expect it. It catches them off guard and makes for a hilarious moment.

It's kind of a funny story. What makes a story 'kind of a funny story'?

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2024-11-04 06:19

A story can be 'kind of a funny story' when there are unexpected elements in it. For example, if a serious - looking businessman suddenly starts dancing in the middle of the street for no apparent reason, that's unexpected and funny.

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