Can you share some funny New Years stories?

Sure. One story is about a guy who resolved to stop using his phone while on the toilet. But the first day of the new year, he was so used to it that he absent - mindedly took his phone in there. When he realized, he laughed at himself. Another is a woman who decided to learn to cook. She tried to make a simple omelette but ended up setting off the smoke alarm. It was a total mess but also really funny.

Sure. One year, a group of friends and I went to Times Square for New Year's. We were all bundled up because it was freezing. One of my friends had a big, furry hat on. When the ball dropped and everyone started cheering, his hat got knocked off and landed on a lady's head who was a few feet away. She was so startled but then started laughing along with us.

Sure. There was this new story about a dog that accidentally joined a marathon. It ran alongside the runners, thinking it was all a big game. The runners were so amused that they started giving it water and treats along the way.

Sure. One new dad was trying to change his baby's diaper for the first time. He opened the diaper and the baby peed right in his face. He was so shocked but then he just started laughing.

Sure. One new mom was so tired that she put her baby's diaper on the cat by mistake. When she realized it, she couldn't stop laughing at herself.

Sure. There's a story about a jazz musician in New Orleans who once chased his runaway saxophone down the street. He was playing on a corner when the strap broke, and the saxophone took off on its own, sliding along the cobblestones while still making a wild noise. It was quite a sight and had everyone laughing.

Sure. Here's a funny story. A man went to the zoo. He saw a gorilla looking very sad in the cage. He felt so sorry for it that he started making funny faces to cheer it up. All of a sudden, the gorilla's face lit up and it started laughing. It was hilarious.

Sure. One funny New Year story is about a family. They decided to have a midnight countdown at home. But right when the clock struck midnight, their pet dog started howling along with the fireworks outside. It was so unexpected and made everyone laugh.

At my new job in an office, we had a team building event. We were playing a game where we had to introduce ourselves with a funny fact. One colleague said he once got locked in a bathroom at his previous job for an hour and had to call for help. It was so hilarious.

Sure. One New Year's story is about a family who decided to have a very early New Year's countdown at 9 pm because they were all too tired to stay up until midnight. They popped the champagne, made a lot of noise, and then went to bed feeling like they had outsmarted the whole midnight madness.