What are some of the funniest tmnt stories you know?

I know a story where a cop was doing a routine patrol in a park. He saw a man sitting on a bench with a big bag. When he went to check, it was full of squirrels. The man thought he was rescuing them from a construction site but didn't realize it was illegal. The cop had to explain the situation and help release the squirrels back into the park properly. It was really funny to see the man's face when he realized his mistake.

Well, in a hot summer day, I saw a mosquito trying to bite a lizard. But the lizard's skin was too tough for it. The mosquito kept poking around and the lizard just looked at it like it was the silliest thing ever. It was quite a funny sight.

A funny hornet story I know is that a hornet accidentally flew into a car through an open window. It then started buzzing around the driver's head, and the driver was so startled that he swerved the car a bit. But then the hornet got tired and just landed on the dashboard. The driver was able to gently shoo it out through the window later.

There was a railway story where a man was trying to sleep on the train. But every time he was about to doze off, the train would make a particularly loud noise. In the end, he started making up a song about the train noises. He sang it out loud and soon had the whole carriage joining in. It was a very funny and spontaneous moment on the railway journey.

There was a January when a group of friends planned a skiing trip. One of them, who had never skied before, put on his skis and immediately slid down the slope uncontrollably. He ended up in a pile of snow at the bottom, looking like a snow - covered blob. It was really funny.

A story I know is about a young boy who was bullied for his red hair. One day, the bully pushed him into a puddle. But the boy got up, all muddy, and started doing a 'mud monster' act. He chased the bully around the playground growling like a monster. It was so funny that even the bully started laughing in the end and they became friends.

In 'My Hero Academia', Mineta is always getting into comical situations. His perverted nature often leads to him being in embarrassing positions. For example, when the girls are around, he tries to act cool but usually just ends up looking foolish. His quirk of being able to pull things off with his sticky balls also results in some really strange and funny scenarios.

Well, there was a situation where a gyno had a patient who thought the stirrups were some new kind of exercise equipment. She started trying to do leg lifts while in them, much to the doctor's amusement. This patient was really confused about the whole set - up at first but then laughed about it herself. The doctor had to patiently explain what they were really for.

A young girl who was afraid of public speaking had to give a speech in school. She walked onto the stage, saw all the faces looking at her, and for a moment thought of running away. But then she remembered her grandma's words about being brave. So she started her speech, and in the middle of it, she accidentally sneezed really loudly. Instead of getting embarrassed and stopping, she just laughed it off and continued. It was a very courageous and funny moment.

One funny story is that a giraffe in a safari park chased a little bird that had been sitting on its head. It ran around in circles, looking quite comical as it tried to get the bird off.