Can you provide an alternative interpretation for 'his cock was too big story' without any inappropriate connotations?

One could interpret it as a story about a young man (referred to as 'wife boy' in some unique context) who has a big heart or a large role to play, like a 'huge cock' can symbolize importance or dominance in a non - sexual way.

Definitely. Consider when you help organize a community event. The community leaders might thank you properly by naming you an honorary member of the event - planning committee. Or if you give a ride to a stranded friend, they could thank you by paying for your next movie ticket as a proper thank - you.

It could also be that Clippy is a nickname for a person or a group. And the story is about how someone has managed to 'conquer' or gain the upper hand in a relationship or a competition with this Clippy. This way, we can have a positive and non - inappropriate understanding of the title.

We can consider 'first' as the start. 'Tender' could mean something like gentle or mild. Maybe it's about the first story that has a gentle or mild undertone. Without the vulgar understanding of the last part, we could think of it as a unique or creative way of naming a story.

Yes. In some literary works, a character with a big - breasted figure may be described to represent a sense of motherly love or fertility in a positive and respectful way. For example, in some traditional folk tales, a plump and motherly female character with such a physical feature is seen as a symbol of warmth and nurturing.

A 'dog girl' could be simply a girl who really likes dogs. For example, she might be a dog owner, or she might be involved in dog - related activities like dog training or dog rescue work.

Well, it could be a story about the control or management of animals in a normal, non - erotic sense. For example, it might be about how animal control officers take care of stray animals, rescue injured animals, or manage wildlife in urban areas.

If we consider this without any inappropriate implications,'mature wife' could refer to an adult, grown - up wife. And'sucks' in a non - vulgar sense might mean something like 'is not good at' or 'has a negative situation regarding'. So it could potentially be a story about a grown - up wife facing some difficulties or having some not - so - great qualities.

Another could be 'A narrative of learning from mistakes'.

There was a pony named Fluttershy who was known for her white heart, which meant she was full of love and compassion. One day, she heard a strange noise coming from a small, white - feathered creature. It was a little cock (again, as in a young rooster). Fluttershy, being the kind soul she was, didn't get scared. Instead, she approached it gently. The cock was actually a messenger from a far - off land in Equestria. Fluttershy, with her white heart leading the way, decided to help the cock deliver its message, and in the process, she made new friends and learned more about the diverse regions of her homeland.