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What are the funniest dumb short stories you know?

2024-12-12 08:34
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Well, I know this story. A man was wearing two different shoes, one brown and one black, and he didn't notice until his colleague pointed it out at the end of the workday. He was so embarrassed but it was also quite funny.

Thank you for Waiting, Mister Tang!

Thank you for Waiting, Mister Tang!

Forced out by her step-mother, she was driven to desperation and had no way of surviving other than to sign herself away and marry herself into a rich and influential family. Three years into the marriage, her wealthy husband had spoiled her to heavens. The only problem was that they had no inheritors in their family. Inside the luxurious mansion, Pei Qiqi angrily threw a stack of newspaper onto the man, “The article is claiming that I am a hen who cannot lay eggs! But Tang Yu, it’s you who has issues!” The man put down the newspaper and agreed to what his young wife was saying, “Why would they write false information? Your zodiac is the pig!” “Tang! Yu!” She stomped her feet out of anger. The man grinned, “So what we have no kids? You are my little baby.” Pei Qiqi thought, how did this scene change so fast!
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Endless  Pampering Only For You

Endless Pampering Only For You

As childhood sweethearts, they were made to engage under the manipulations of their families. It involved having to to live in the same room and sleep together. One night, she is accidentally made drunk, and in his delirium, he kisses her only to realize he enjoys it. From time to time, he would sneak a kiss on her, but his “crime” is eventually discovered in an accident. After being accused by her, he says with a smile, “You are my wife, why can’t I kiss you?” The two people’s daily routine is full of bickering and mutual discrediting of each other. Although he claims to disparage, he actually cares intensely about her. He feels crazily jealous when she is close to other men, to the point of tying her to his side, so that she becomes exclusively his. Tags: Campus Love, Childhood Sweethearts, Pampering Romance
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The Rest Of My Life Is For You

The Rest Of My Life Is For You

Yu Yuehan is the usual rich, perfect, aloof president—the richest man in City H; but one day, a female toddler suddenly appears in his life as his daughter! Despite being certain that he has never touched a woman before, DNA tests certify that the toddler is his! He soon becomes a good 'daddi' for the little toddler, Xiao Liuliu. Two years later, for some inexplicable reason, Xiao Liuliu becomes very fond of a trial nurse, Nian Xiaomu, hired to take care of her. Nian Xiaomu has a strong personality and refuses to let anyone bully her. Constantly wary that anyone might cause harm to his daughter, Yu Yuehan keeps a constant watch over Nian Xiaomu. However, his black-bellied daughter has plans for her father up her sleeves… Over time, Nian Xiaomu reveals her charming side bit by bit; and for the first time in his life, Yu Yuehan is drawn in by this mysterious woman… Keywords: Mysterious Daughter, Cute Daughter, Aloof, Nurse, Strong Woman Cute Scene: "Daddi, you are so handsome!" Xiao Liuliu blushes. "Daddi, I want hugs!" Xiao Liuliu coos. "Daddi, I want a younger sister! Quick make one with Mommi." "Daddi…" Yu Yuehan says in a deadpan fashion, "I have never slept with any woman! How can I have a daughter!?" "Did Mommi sleep with you without you realizing it?" Yu Yuehan: "…” We have a Patreon which you can support us at: https://www.patreon.com/restofmylifeisforyou We have advanced chapters to offer, as well as goals to increase our weekly release rate!
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Can't Take My Eyes Off You

Can't Take My Eyes Off You

“Commander Lu, there are rumors that we are sleeping together, we have a fling!” He looked up from under the blanket and slowly got up. “What do you want from me?” “Deny it, say it’s fake, stop it from spreading…” He pushed her against the wall, blocking her mouth by a rough kiss. “Mrs. Lu, we have to substantiate the rumor.” Before she was born again, what she had been doing was staying away from him! After she was born again, what she always wanted to do was give him offsprings! Lu Xingzhi strived for two personal mottos his entire life: First, it was illegal to undermine military marriage. Two, Jiang Yao was his in this eternity, till death do they part.
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May the rest of my life be sweet to you

May the rest of my life be sweet to you

"Uncle, I was punished for being late! " "Buy the school. " "Uncle, I was bullied! " "SEND THEM TO HEAVEN! " In this era of competing for fathers, Qin Sheng never competed for fathers. Those things were too extravagant. She didn't have them, she only competed for uncles! Ever since she had a rich uncle, she lived a life of fighting and being cleaned up by others, causing trouble and being scapegoated by others. Her three big goals in life were to make him fall in love with her, fall in love with her, fall in love with her!
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The wife of a powerful family: Huo Shao, how dare you flirt with me

The wife of a powerful family: Huo Shao, how dare you flirt with me

On the day of her escape from prison, she had died unexpectedly and was reborn into the body of Madam Huo. He was the heir to the number one financial magnate. She had charged out of nowhere and from then on, the obedient and weak Madam Huo had started to awaken. She had been trampled under her feet. Huo Shao had expressed that since she had already been conquered, wouldn't it be too unfair for her if she did not give her body to him? The muzzle of the gun was aimed at her head, "I only lost my wife and did not divorce. Choose between loving me or dying for love. " Gu Ruochu,"..." Do I still have a choice?
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What are the funniest dumb criminal stories you know?

1 answer
2024-12-02 17:31

A robber tried to hold up a store with a toy gun. He waved it around and threatened the cashier. However, the cashier recognized it as a toy because it had bright orange tip which is a common sign for toy guns. The cashier simply laughed at him and called the police. The robber was so dumb that he didn't even check if his 'weapon' looked real enough.

What are the funniest English joke short stories you know?

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2024-12-11 01:45

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What are some of the funniest husband short stories you know?

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2024-11-25 21:35

A husband thought he could fix a leaky faucet by himself. He took it apart and then couldn't put it back together. Water started spraying everywhere. His wife walked in to find him soaking wet and the bathroom flooded. They still laugh about it today. He learned his lesson about DIY plumbing. Well, sort of. He still tries sometimes and creates more chaos which is always a source of amusement for his wife.

What are some of the funniest short sales stories you know?

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2024-11-06 19:09

There was a guy selling shoes. He put on a pair of the shoes and started doing crazy dance moves to show how durable they were. People were laughing so hard but also impressed, and many bought the shoes. It was a really simple yet effective sales strategy.

What are some of the funniest leadership short stories you know?

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2024-10-24 16:47

There was a leader who was terrible at remembering names. So, during a team - building event, he made it into a game. He said, 'I'll try to guess your names, and if I'm wrong, I'll do a silly dance.' It was hilarious as he got most of the names wrong and had to do his goofy dance, but it made everyone feel closer.

What are some of the funniest valentines day short stories you know?

1 answer
2024-11-26 12:02

A woman received a bouquet of flowers on Valentine's Day. She was so happy until she realized the card said 'Happy Anniversary' instead of 'Happy Valentine's Day'. She called the florist and they sent the right card. She ended up joking with her partner about their 'early anniversary' celebration.

What are the funniest elements in dumb funny drunk stories?

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2024-11-02 23:53

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What are the funniest delivery stories you know?

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2024-12-16 02:46

A delivery man was delivering a cake. When he reached the destination, he opened the box to check if it was okay. But his dog, who was in the truck, jumped out and took a big bite out of the cake. The delivery man was so embarrassed when he had to explain to the customer what happened.

What are the funniest Archimedes stories you know?

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2024-12-15 01:25

Another funny aspect of Archimedes' stories is his rivalry. He had some disputes with other scholars. In one instance, he presented his ideas in such a confident and over - the - top manner that it was almost comical. He knew he was brilliant and didn't hold back in showing it. His way of dealing with academic challenges had a certain humor to it as he was always so self - assured in his knowledge.

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1 answer
2024-12-12 23:44

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