Share some marine corps sergeant funny stories.

There was a sergeant who was in charge of inventory. He was checking the supplies and came across a box labeled 'confidential'. He got really excited thinking it was some top - secret military equipment. When he opened it, it was just a bunch of old, mismatched socks. His expression was priceless as he realized he had built up all this anticipation for nothing.

Once, a group of marines were on a training exercise in the woods. One marine thought he saw an enemy and started shouting commands. But it turned out to be a wild deer. His comrades still tease him about it. They all had a good laugh after the initial shock.

One success story is the Marine Corps' role in the Battle of Iwo Jima. They showed extraordinary courage and tenacity in taking the heavily fortified island. Their determination led to the capture of strategic positions like Mount Suribachi, which became an iconic moment in Marine Corps history with the famous flag - raising photo.

One common horror story is about getting lost during a training exercise in the middle of a dense forest at night. The sounds of the unknown in the dark, the fear of stumbling upon wild animals or getting so disoriented that you can't find your way back to base. It's a real test of mental strength.

There was a time when a group of recruits were doing a night march. One of them got so disoriented that he walked right into a tree, thinking it was part of the formation. His buddies couldn't stop chuckling, but they also helped him get back on track. In boot camp, there are a lot of first - time experiences and with that comes some really comical mistakes. Like the time a recruit tried to put on his uniform backwards during a very early - morning inspection. He was half - asleep and just made a complete mess of it. The drill instructor had a hard time keeping a straight face while correcting him.

One horror story could be about getting lost during a training exercise in a desolate area at night. The marine might be alone, surrounded by strange noises from the wild, and with limited supplies. It's a terrifying situation as they try to find their way back to the base while fearing that they might be stepping into an enemy's ambush area at any moment.

One well - known marine corps ghost story is about the haunted barracks. Marines have reported seeing apparitions of long - dead comrades late at night in the old barracks buildings. It's said that these ghosts are the spirits of those who died in combat or during training accidents on the base.

Sure. There was a drill where recruits had to practice camouflage techniques. One recruit was so eager to blend in that he covered himself from head to toe in mud and leaves. But he overdid it so much that he looked more like a walking bush than a camouflaged marine. When he stood up, parts of the 'bush' started falling off, and everyone around him burst out laughing.

Well, perhaps a top story is the victory of the overall champion. Their training regime, strategy during the race, and how they outpaced the competition are all interesting aspects. Then there could be stories of first - time marathoners in the Marine Corps Marathon. Their experiences, from the initial nerves to the sense of accomplishment at the finish line, can be really inspiring. And stories about any unique or special events that happened during the marathon, like a surprise proposal at the finish line.

Sure. There was this sergeant major who was known for his booming voice. One day during a drill, a recruit accidentally dropped his rifle. The sergeant major rushed over, picked up the rifle, and then in his most serious voice said, 'This rifle is your best friend, treat it better than you treat your girlfriend!' Everyone had a hard time suppressing their laughter.