What are the most memorable ark survival funny stories you know?

I remember a story where a player was trying to ride a rex for the first time. They climbed on top, but instead of running forward, the rex just started spinning in circles. The player was screaming and trying to get it to stop, but it just kept spinning until it got dizzy and fell over. It was really funny.

My tribemate was trying to build a secret underwater base. He had everything planned out. But when he finally finished building it and went to show it off, he realized he had built it right next to a school of megalodons. Every time he went in or out of the base, those megalodons would come and circle around. It was really funny to watch him try to dodge them all the time. And he ended up having to relocate the whole base.

In my Ark experience, there was this time I tried to tame a huge brontosaurus. I thought I had enough narcotics to keep it knocked out. But I miscalculated and it woke up in the middle of the taming process. It was so angry and started stomping around my base. It destroyed half of my fences before I managed to calm it down. Looking back, it was a chaotic and funny event.

I remember a story from 2023 where a little kid at a park thought a statue was a real person and started having a full - blown conversation with it. The kid was asking questions like 'Why are you so quiet?' and waiting for an answer. It was really cute and funny.

A man who survived a plane crash in the jungle. He befriended a monkey that led him to a waterfall with fresh water. He used his torn shirt to filter the water. His clumsy attempts to follow the monkey around for food were really funny. He ate berries that made his face turn purple but they were edible. After a week, he was rescued.

My friend has a Roomba that has a habit of getting attracted to shiny things. One day, it chased a coin all around the living room until it finally sucked it up. Then it seemed so proud of itself, like it had found a great treasure. Also, my own Roomba once managed to climb onto a small rug and got stuck there. It was just spinning in place, and when I went to check, it looked like it was trying to do some sort of crazy stunt.

There was a man who accidentally fell asleep during his MRI. He was snoring really loudly and the technicians were trying hard not to laugh. When he woke up, he had no idea what had happened and was confused as to why they were all smiling. It was a hilarious moment.

One of the funniest was when we had a substitute teacher. My friend thought it would be hilarious to put a fake bug on her chair. When she sat down and saw it, she jumped up and screamed so loudly. She then realized it was fake and started laughing along with us.

I know a story where a nanny was dressing up the kids for a costume party. She put a hat on a little boy backwards and then couldn't figure out why it looked so odd. When she finally realized, she and the kids couldn't stop laughing.

In a farm, there was a duck that followed a group of chickens everywhere. The chickens were a bit annoyed at first, but then they just accepted the duck as part of their flock. It was so funny to see the duck waddling along with the chickens, trying to do everything they did, like pecking at the ground for food, even though its beak was shaped a bit differently.