What are some of the most humorous Warhammer 40k Ork stories you know?

An Ork named Grotbag once challenged a much bigger Ork to a fight for leadership of their small mob. Grotbag was tiny but full of spunk. He started the fight by throwing a squig at the big Ork. The squig latched onto the big Ork's face and started biting. While the big Ork was distracted trying to get the squig off, Grotbag jumped on his back and hit him over the head with a stick until the big Ork conceded. The other Orks found this hilarious and Grotbag became their new leader.

There is a story about a Necron tomb world awakening. But instead of the usual menacing emergence, one of the Necron warriors got stuck in the opening of his sarcophagus and just flailed around while his comrades tried to figure out how to free him. It was a rather comical sight in the midst of all that supposed doom and gloom.

Well, 'Ghazghkull Thraka: Prophet of the Waaagh!' is great. It focuses on the famous Ork warlord Ghazghkull. You get to see his rise to power, his strategic thinking (in an Orky way of course), and how he leads his Ork clans into battle, which is really exciting.

The story of the Tau and their attempts at peaceful co - existence in a brutal universe. Despite their good intentions, they face constant opposition from more aggressive races. They often see their colonies destroyed and their people killed. It's sad to see a race that just wants peace have to endure so much violence.

One of the funniest is when an ork thought a shiny rock was a valuable weapon. He carried it around everywhere, trying to use it to attack enemies. When it didn't work, he just threw it at his own comrades, thinking they were the ones who made the 'weapon' not work.

I think 'Fulgrim' is also a well - known Warhammer 40k novel. It delves deep into the story of the Primarch Fulgrim. We get to see his fall from grace, how he was corrupted by chaos. It's a tragic story that shows how powerful and yet vulnerable the Primarchs can be in this complex universe.

At a mikvah, there was a woman who was known for her beautiful singing voice. One day, while in the mikvah, she started singing a song that she thought was appropriate for the moment. But it was a very upbeat pop song and it was so out of place that it made everyone burst into laughter. She then joined in the laughter herself. It was a very memorable moment at the mikvah.

At a Passover celebration, the children were in charge of hiding the afikoman. They hid it so well that they themselves couldn't remember where it was. As the adults were searching, the kids were getting more and more worried. Eventually, they found it in a drawer that was used for storing old tablecloths. It was a very funny situation as the kids were so relieved and the adults were amused by the whole ordeal.

One Christmas, a child wrote a letter to Santa asking for a live unicorn. On Christmas morning, his parents found a donkey with a cardboard horn taped to its head in the living room. The look on the child's face was priceless, and the whole family had a good laugh about it. They even named the donkey 'Unicorn Jr.' for the day.

Here's another one. An ork shaman was trying to perform a magic ritual. He got all the ingredients wrong and instead of creating a powerful spell, he made a stinky cloud that smelled so bad that all the other orks around him ran away. But he just stood there, proud of his 'accomplishment' and yelling that it was his new secret weapon.