What are some really funny valentine stories that you know?

I know a story where a couple went to a Valentine's Day dinner at a very fancy restaurant. The guy wanted to be super romantic and ordered escargot for the first time. But when the plate came, he was so grossed out by the snails that he made the funniest faces. His girlfriend couldn't stop laughing and took pictures of him. It became a very funny Valentine's memory for them.

On Valentine's Day, a couple decided to go for a horse - drawn carriage ride. The horse was a bit stubborn and stopped right in the middle of the ride. The driver was trying to coax it to move while the couple sat there. After a while, the guy started making horse noises to encourage the real horse. His girlfriend was mortified at first but then joined in, and they ended up having a really goofy and fun time while the horse just stared at them.

Here is one more joke. What's brown and sticky? A stick.

There's a story of a kitten that climbed onto a ceiling fan. It must have thought it was a great perch. But when the fan started to move slowly (luckily not at full speed), the kitten held on for dear life, looking both scared and determined. Its wide - eyed expression was priceless as it rode the slow - moving fan.

Well, I heard of an ostrich that tried to race a car. It saw a car driving by on a dirt road near its enclosure and started running alongside it. Of course, the car was much faster, but the ostrich didn't seem to care and kept running as fast as it could, kicking up dust everywhere.

Well, I heard about a skunk that got into a paint can. It walked around the yard leaving colorful paw prints everywhere. The owner of the yard came out and couldn't stop laughing. The skunk was completely oblivious and just kept going about its business, looking like a little walking piece of modern art. It took a while to clean up all the paint, but it was a memory that made everyone chuckle for days.

I know a story where a child was asked if he had eaten a whole box of chocolates. He shook his head and said no, but his chocolate - smeared face gave him away. Another is about a man who was caught on camera stealing a street sign. When confronted, he completely denied it until the police showed him the footage. Then there was a woman who was certain she hadn't left the oven on, but when she got home, the house was full of smoke.

One time in New York City, a group of tourists were waiting to cross the street. When the walk sign came on, they all started to cross. But one tourist was so busy looking up at the skyscrapers that he walked right into a light pole. His friends couldn't stop laughing, and even some passers - by joined in. It was a classic case of being too distracted by the city's amazing architecture.

A group of baboons once found a mirror. They were completely confused by their own reflections. Some were making aggressive faces at their reflections thinking it was another baboon, while others were just sitting there staring at themselves with a puzzled look, which was hilarious.

Joke: I'm reading a book about anti - gravity. It's impossible to put down.