What are some memorable funny tard stories?

A memorable one is when a user thought they could communicate with their pet rock as if it was sentient. They were asking it questions on 4chan and getting 'answers' in their own head. It was really absurd and made everyone laugh.

A tard went to a store and asked for a 'left - handed hammer'. When the storekeeper said there was no such thing, he argued that he had seen it in his dreams and it must exist. His determination and confusion were quite funny.

One funny 4chan story I heard was about a user who tried to convince others that a made - up animal was real. They went into great detail about its appearance and habits, and some people actually believed it at first. It was hilarious to see how far they took the joke.

One tard school story could be about a new student who was really shy at first. When it was time for show - and - tell, he brought in his pet turtle. Everyone was so excited to see it and it helped him make friends quickly.

There was a story about a 4chan user who was convinced that a certain fast - food chain was using alien meat in their burgers. They started a whole thread with 'evidence' like blurry pictures of strange - looking patties. It was so absurd that it got a lot of attention. People were arguing about it, some believing the crazy theory, while others were just there for the laughs. Eventually, it was clear it was all just a made - up story for entertainment on the 4chan platform.

Tard stories can happen due to various reasons like misunderstandings, rare circumstances, or human error.

At a casino, there was a magician performing as entertainment. A drunk customer thought the magician was cheating at a card game. He challenged the magician to a duel of sorts. The magician then used his magic tricks to make the drunk guy's hat disappear, which made everyone laugh, including the drunk guy once he realized what had happened.

A kid at a daycare center found a suppository that a child had accidentally dropped. He thought it was a little white rocket and started making 'whoosh' sounds while running around with it. The daycare workers were in shock at first but then had a good laugh.

One time, my grandpa was trying to show off his dancing skills at a family gathering. He did this really old - fashioned jig that made everyone burst out laughing. It was so funny to see him twirl around.

A man with Tourettes used to involuntarily say 'giraffe' in the middle of conversations. At a family dinner, he said it just as his aunt was about to take a bite of her steak. She was so startled that she dropped her fork. It was quite a comical moment.