What are the most hilarious funny safari stories?

A rather humorous story involves a man who called 911 because he was locked out of his house in his underwear. He thought it was an emergency situation. The operator tried not to laugh while guiding him to find a way to get help from a neighbor or a locksmith. There was also a call from a lady who thought there was a ghost in her attic. After some investigation, it was just a creaky old house. The operator had to comfort her and explain the situation.

One of the hilarious Tumblr stories is about a girl who thought she could tame a squirrel. She started leaving food out for it every day. Eventually, the squirrel got so used to her that it would climb onto her shoulder. But one day, it found a nut in her hair and started pulling at it to get the nut out, causing a big mess.

One of the most hilarious Shaq stories is when he was on a talk show and tried to fit into a small chair. His large frame made it look like he was sitting on a toy chair and he just laughed it off.

A methhead tried to wash his clothes in the dishwasher. He thought it was a great idea since it used water and soap. But all he got was a ruined dishwasher and clothes full of soap suds. He couldn't understand why it didn't work.

There was this one time when a young man got on the megabus with a huge backpack that was almost as big as him. He struggled to find a place to put it and ended up with it on his lap for half of the journey. Every time the bus jolted, he would be pushed forward by the backpack, which looked really comical.

Well, there was this one time when an inmate accidentally dyed his hair bright pink while trying to make some homemade ink. He thought he could write secret messages with the stuff he made, but instead, he ended up looking like a flamingo. It was really funny, and all the other inmates couldn't stop teasing him about it.

A really funny 911 call story is about a guy who called because he thought his microwave was trying to communicate with him. It made some beeping sounds that he misinterpreted. Also, there was a person who called 911 because they saw a 'ghost' in their attic. It was just an old sheet that had blown up there. It was quite comical when the operator had to explain that to them.

There was this really funny call where a child called the police because his parents wouldn't let him have ice cream for breakfast. He was so insistent that it was a matter for the police. Also, a woman called because she saw a strange light in the sky and was convinced it was aliens. It ended up being a reflection from a nearby building. Then there was a man who called the police because his dog was barking at him in a 'rude' way.

One hilarious story is that a photographer was in the woods trying to capture pictures of wildlife. He thought he saw a sasquatch and started taking pictures like crazy. When he developed the photos, it was just a big, hairy log that had a strange shape from a certain angle.

In another IMDB - related funny story, a group of extras were supposed to be running away from a monster in a horror film. But one of the extras tripped and caused a domino effect, with all the other extras falling down like a row of bowling pins. The director found it so hilarious that he changed the scene to make it look like it was part of the movie's humor.