Tell me a really funny humorous Christmas story.

A joke for you. What do you call a snowman with a six - pack? An abdominal snowman! This joke combines the idea of a snowman, which is usually just a big pile of snow, with the concept of a fit person having a six - pack. It's a silly and unexpected combination that makes it humorous.

Once upon a Christmas, my neighbor decided to put up these really elaborate Christmas lights. He spent days getting them all set up just right. On Christmas Eve, he was so excited to turn them on for the first time. But when he did, half of the lights didn't work. He was running around trying to figure out what was wrong, and in his hurry, he slipped on the icy driveway and landed right in a snowbank. His kids were laughing so hard they could barely help him up.

Here's one. A redneck family decided to have a live nativity scene in their barn. They got all the animals ready, but instead of a baby doll for baby Jesus, they used their youngest son who was wrapped in a blanket. The boy kept making funny faces and trying to escape the manger. Meanwhile, the donkey kept braying loudly and the sheep were running around. It was a hilarious and very unorthodox nativity scene that the whole neighborhood came to see.

A family put out cookies for Santa. But their dog ate them all. When Santa came, he found a note that said 'Sorry Santa, the dog got your cookies'. Santa chuckled and left a note back saying 'That's okay, I'll have some dog treats next year'.

At a Christmas party, there was a Secret Santa gift exchange. One person got a box that was shaking. When they opened it, out popped a bunch of those wind - up teeth toys that chatter. It scared everyone at first but then everyone was in stitches laughing. It turned out to be the most memorable gift of the exchange.

A funny Christmas story is about a group of carolers. They were going from house to house singing. At one house, the owner thought they were burglars because they were singing so loudly and it was late at night. So, he called the police. When the police arrived, they realized it was just a misunderstanding. The carolers were a bit shocked at first but then they all had a good laugh together, especially when the police joined in their singing for a while.

Sure. There was this elderly gentleman who loved Christmas carols. Every Christmas, he would go around the neighborhood singing them at the top of his lungs. One Christmas, he got a bit carried away while singing 'Jingle Bells' and his false teeth slipped out. He quickly caught them and continued singing as if nothing had happened. His neighbors still laugh about it to this day.

Here's another. An adult couple decided to make their own Christmas ornaments. They were using clay and got into a bit of a clay fight. By the end, they were covered in clay and the ornaments they made were more like lumps. But they had so much fun that they decided to keep the lumpy ornaments on their tree as a reminder of that silly moment.

Once upon a Christmas, Santa was having a really bad hair day. His hat just wouldn't sit right on his unruly white hair. As he was climbing down a chimney, his hat got stuck and he tumbled into the living room, right into the Christmas tree. Presents went flying everywhere, and the family's cat, thinking it was a new plaything, started chasing Santa around the room. Santa was so flustered that he accidentally grabbed a carrot instead of a cookie and munched on it while trying to escape the cat.

One Christmas, a family decided to have a real Christmas tree. They went to the lot and picked out a huge, beautiful tree. When they got it home and set it up, they realized they had forgotten to measure the height of their living room. The tree was so tall it bent against the ceiling, looking like a giant green question mark. It was hilarious, but they managed to trim it a bit and it became a very memorable Christmas tree.