What are some of the funniest children's stories?

Sure. 'Alice's Adventures in Wonderland' is a classic and very funny. Alice's encounters with strange creatures like the Cheshire Cat and the Mad Hatter are full of humor. Another classic is 'Aesop's Fables'. Many of the fables, like 'The Tortoise and the Hare', have a humorous element in the moral lessons they teach. 'Hansel and Gretel' also has some funny moments, especially when the children outwit the wicked witch.

The funniest bedtime stories appeal because they often have animals or characters that act in ways that are different from what we expect in real life. In 'The Little Red Hen', the other animals' laziness and the hen's determination are exaggerated, which is humorous. And the vivid descriptions in these stories, like in 'Strega Nona' with the magic pasta pot, create a world that kids find both exciting and funny.

There was a boy who saw his dad shaving. He thought it would be cool to shave his teddy bear. So he took his dad's razor and shaved off all the teddy bear's fur. When his dad found out, he was both shocked and amused. The teddy bear looked so funny without its fur.

Well, his bit about Burt Reynolds was really funny. He described Burt in such an odd yet humorous way that it became a classic among his fans. Just his choice of words and the pauses in his delivery added to the hilarity.

One funny story is the one about Noah and the ark. Imagine trying to gather all those pairs of animals! It must have been quite a chaotic and comical scene. The thought of a big old ark filled with all kinds of creatures, from the tiniest insects to the largest elephants.

A group of students once decided to do a prank. They changed all the signs in the school hallways to point in the wrong directions. So, new students were getting lost all day, and the teachers were so confused. It took a while to figure out what had happened, and by then, everyone was having a good laugh about it.

One funny online story is about a cat that accidentally turned on the webcam during its crazy playtime and the owner got hundreds of pictures of the cat in the most hilarious poses. Another one is a guy who tried to do a DIY project he saw on the internet but ended up creating a complete mess. It was so funny to see his attempts to fix it.

There's a story of a ghost in an old mansion. This ghost is a bit clumsy. Whenever new guests arrive, it tries to make spooky noises but always ends up tripping over its own spectral sheet and making a comical 'whoosh' sound. Guests initially get scared but then end up in stitches.

One funny story is about a little boy who thought his dog could talk. He would have long conversations with it and when the dog barked, he'd say it was replying. He told all his friends his dog was a secret agent.

One of the funniest horror stories could be about a vampire who is terrified of garlic bread instead of actual garlic. He goes to a party where they are serving Italian food and when he sees the garlic bread, he runs away screaming, his cape flapping behind him. It's funny because it twists the typical vampire - garlic fear in a humorous way.