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Tell me some funny roommate stories.

2024-12-12 15:17
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My roommate and I had a bet on who could go the longest without using their phone. He was so desperate to win that he hid his phone in the oven (not turned on, of course). When he went to get it later, he completely forgot and pre - heated the oven. His phone started beeping like crazy. It was hilarious.

One of my roommates thought he could be a magician. He tried to do a disappearing act with a coin but accidentally threw it out of the window instead. He then had to go outside in his pajamas to look for the coin while we watched and laughed from the window.

Once, my roommate tried to cook for the first time. She was making pancakes but got so confused between salt and sugar. The pancakes came out tasting like a very strange, salty mess. We still laugh about it today.

Reborn in the Seventies: Pampered Wife, Owning some Farmland

Reborn in the Seventies: Pampered Wife, Owning some Farmland

The new book is out! Meng Yunhan has been reincarnated back to the time of 'food coupon era', a time when people struggled with food and clothe shortages. But she is not afraid this time around. Equipped with a 'cheat code', she is ready not only to start her own business but also to grab a hold of her stoned-face brother and even support Baozi, her child. Stoned-face brother: "Wife, let's pack up Baozi and leave!" He claims that having a son who is even clingier to his wife than himself is utterly shameless! "Mommy, let's get a new daddy!" Baozi suggests. His daddy, a grown man, is still so clingy to mommy. How disgraceful! Meng Yunhan sighs: They are indeed father and son.
3.5
1009 Chs
My CEO Husband Has Some Issues

My CEO Husband Has Some Issues

"My pants are already off. Stopping now would be a bit redundant, don't you think?" Everyone knew the cool, aristocratic Chairman Li was sick, but only Rong Yan knew the man was problematic and sick in the head. That day, she was accosted at the bedroom entrance. Long arms held her against her will as the man leaned into her ear and whispered, "Marry me." Rong Yan struggled to no avail. Frustrated, she said, "I have a boyfriend of five years." "You mean my son is your boyfriend?" For her baby boy, she was willing to secretly marry this billionaire chairman. From then on, he held the knife for her kills, and poured the gasoline as she set fires. Everyone knew the chairman was possessive and paranoid—and Rong Yan was his bottom line. The five-year-old Li Duidui was at a loss. When Daddy and Mommy fought, was he supposed to help clear up the misunderstanding or close the door on them...
4.8
953 Chs
Tell Me Again, My Love

Tell Me Again, My Love

On the surface, Ryn looked like a normal quiet girl who only focused on her study and did not even bother about things outside her study. However, the whole campus was shocked to know she was actually a popular model who just made a comeback after two years 'retired'. To make them more shocked when a very popular singer, Jeremy was her ex-boyfriend and now wanted her back. Of course, to add the spice in her life, a model who is her university's mate fell in love with her. Now she had to choose between these two, as well as balancing her life as a boring student but an exciting model. ******* “Sign this contract.” He nudged the contract toward her. “Can I think first?” she asked weakly. “Five seconds.” Jack felt generous and gave her time to think. “See how good my mood is today?”
4.2
778 Chs
Bringing some shocking pranks to the Cultivation World

Bringing some shocking pranks to the Cultivation World

Interviewer: "Immortal Zhou Li, could you tell us why you created the orthodox methods and forged the twelve righteous paths, condensing twelve talismans to resolve ancient and modern disputes?" "Just to liven things up." Interviewer: "Well, I mean, did you reorganize the Great Ming Dynasty and plant the Seven Immortal Gourds based on the laws of myriad spirits, brewing the Spring of Spirit Qi for the glory of mankind or...?" "Just to really liven things up." Interviewer: "No, Immortal Zhou Li, I feel that you've done so much for humanity, for the Immortal Realm, and for Da Ming. Your purpose and starting point should be a bit more noble, such as...?" "Enough already, can't you see? I just wanted to bring some entertainment to the spiritually impoverished Great Ming Dynasty and everyone in the Cultivation World. Here, let's liven things up for everyone." The white-robed immortal pointed a finger, and alongside him, a chaotic and ferocious Ancient God swung indescribable and bizarre tendrils. Then, with a surge forward followed by a backflip, it landed stylishly, all the while muttering the delirious ramblings of an Ancient God. 【Damn, let's go, ignore it!】 "No fun? Who would cultivate without any fun?"
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690 Chs
Two-Faced Husband, Have Some Decency!

Two-Faced Husband, Have Some Decency!

Song Yu, an up and coming architect was supposed to be the fiancée to the second son of the Qi Family... until her family went bankrupt. The engagement was called off and she finally has the freedom to love whoever she wants to! Years later, a twist of fate made her cross paths with the Qi family again. In order to land a prestigious architect role in an upcoming hotel construction project, she had to impress the director of Qilin. Follow Song Yu as she navigates through life and love!
4.5
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FUNNY STORIES UNLIMITED

FUNNY STORIES UNLIMITED

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.
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330 Chs

Tell me some roommate gay stories.

1 answer
2024-11-10 20:05

There was a pair of gay roommates who decided to host a small LGBTQ+ friendly party in their apartment. They worked together to decorate the place with rainbow flags and made some really delicious snacks. During the party, they shared their coming - out stories with their guests, which inspired others to be more open about their identities. It was a really positive and inclusive event that brought the community closer.

Tell me some horror roommate stories.

2 answers
2024-10-30 14:24

One horror roommate story is about a girl whose roommate would steal her things. The girl would find her clothes missing or her makeup used up. And the roommate always denied it. It was really creepy as she could never trust her roommate and always had to be on guard.

Tell me some random roommate horror stories.

3 answers
2024-12-12 10:30

One horror story is that my roommate never cleaned up after himself. The kitchen was always a mess with dirty dishes everywhere, and the living room was filled with his clutter. It smelled bad and attracted bugs. I had to constantly remind him, but he just didn't care.

Tell me some scary college roommate stories.

2 answers
2024-11-21 14:31

One of my friends had a roommate who would stay up all night talking to herself. It was really creepy. She would mumble things that didn't make sense and sometimes even laugh out loud in the middle of the night. My friend was so scared that she ended up moving out after a few weeks.

Tell me some worst roommate horror stories.

1 answer
2024-11-17 19:05

I knew someone whose roommate was extremely noisy at night. They would play loud music or have friends over late, not caring that others were trying to sleep. The person tried to talk to the roommate about it, but the roommate was very rude and said they could do whatever they wanted in their own place. This made the living situation unbearable for the other roommate.

Tell me some new roommate stories that are not erotic.

2 answers
2024-11-03 21:48

Well, my new roommate once surprised me with a home - cooked meal. She had just learned a new recipe and wanted to share it. It was a delicious pasta dish with a unique sauce she created herself. It was such a warm gesture that made me feel really welcome in our new shared place.

Tell me some NYC roommate horror stories.

1 answer
2024-10-30 22:25

Well, I knew a person in NYC whose roommate was extremely noisy at night. The roommate would play loud music or have friends over late. It was impossible to get a good night's sleep. And also, this roommate would leave the bathroom in a filthy state after using it, which was really disgusting.

Funny Drunk Roommate Stories

2 answers
2024-12-13 10:30

My drunk roommate once tried to climb into the wrong bed. He was so confused and when we told him it wasn't his, he argued that it was his 'new upgraded bed'. He finally realized his mistake when he saw his own stuff on the other side of the room. It was really funny to watch his dazed expression.

Funny bad roommate stories

2 answers
2024-11-05 00:58

One time my roommate tried to cook a simple meal but ended up setting off the smoke alarm. The kitchen was filled with smoke and the food was completely charred. He just stood there looking confused while I was running around trying to open all the windows to let the smoke out.

Funny college roommate stories

2 answers
2024-11-03 13:22

Once, my roommate thought it would be funny to hide all my left shoes. I was running late for class and couldn't find any of them. When I finally found them in the microwave (of all places), we both had a great laugh.

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