Can you rewrite 'wife gets cocks story' into a more appropriate phrase?

A story about a wife's misfortune.

A story about an attractive wife and her relationship with her partner.

Perhaps 'Story of a Wife's Disdain for Tiny Objects' would be a good rewrite. It focuses on the wife's negative feeling towards small things without using any inappropriate terms.

Maybe 'A story related to a wife and an initial large... (thing)' where we remove the inappropriate connotation of the original phrase.

Sure. It could be 'True story about an on - call man'.

One way to rewrite it could be 'A Story for My Beloved Wife'. This way, it focuses on the relationship with the wife in a positive and appropriate manner without any improper connotations.

One way could be 'Found something inappropriate in wife's story'.

Sure. If it was about the first time tasting something like ice - cream, it could be 'The story of my first taste of ice - cream'.

We could rewrite it as 'forced to endure their difficult demands story'. This changes the vulgar - sounding part into a more general and acceptable term about dealing with difficult requirements.

No, it's not a common phrase at all. I've never heard it in normal conversations or common literature.