What are some really hilarious funny boyfriend and girlfriend stories?

Once on vacation, my boyfriend and I went snorkeling. He saw a really big fish and got so excited that he tried to communicate with it by making these goofy hand gestures. The fish just stared at him blankly and then swam away. I couldn't stop laughing at his attempt to befriend a fish.

Once, my girlfriend and I were at a pet store. She saw a tiny puppy and got so excited that she started making puppy noises. The puppy looked at her all confused and I just couldn't stop laughing. It was the cutest and funniest thing ever.

I know of a tradie who was supposed to be building a fence. He was so excited about a new power tool he had just bought that he started using it without really reading the instructions. He ended up cutting the wrong pieces of wood and had to start all over again. His colleagues still tease him about it to this day.

A cheating boyfriend tried to double - book his dates. He told his girlfriend he would take her to a concert. But he also told another girl he'd be at a fancy dinner with her at the same time. Well, the concert got cancelled last minute. So he took his girlfriend to the same restaurant where he was supposed to meet the other girl. When they walked in, the other girl was already there waiting. The look on his face was priceless as he tried to explain how this was all just a 'big misunderstanding'. He was sweating and stammering all over the place. It was quite a sight.

Here's another joke. What's a gardener's favorite type of movie? A plant - based thriller! It combines the idea of plants which are central to gardening with the genre of thriller movies in a humorous way.

There was this one time when a co - worker was wearing high heels. She was walking really fast to catch up with someone, and she stepped on a loose tile. Her heel got stuck, and she ended up doing a really awkward dance - like movement to try and free it. Another funny accident was when a guy was using a photocopier. He had a long tie on, and it got caught in the copier's rollers. As he tried to pull it out, he accidentally knocked over the entire copier. Then, there was a woman who thought the office microwave was done beeping, but it wasn't. When she opened it, a big puff of steam came out and made her scream in surprise.

My friend once had a squirrel get into their attic. It made so much noise that they thought it was a burglar. They called the police. By the time the police arrived, the squirrel had found its way out through a small hole. The whole situation was quite funny especially when the police were looking all serious for an intruder that didn't exist.

Sure. One time, my friend and her boyfriend were having a picnic. A squirrel stole a piece of their sandwich right from the blanket. Her boyfriend chased the squirrel for a bit while she was laughing hysterically.

Sure. One time, my boyfriend and I were trying to make pancakes. He was in charge of flipping them, but every time he tried, the pancake would either go flying across the kitchen or end up folded in half. We were laughing so hard that we ended up just eating the misshapen pancakes.

Joke: How does a dad fix a broken toaster? He gives it a stern look and says 'Stop being so toast-ful!' A funny story could be when my dad got a Father's Day gift of a tie with a really strange pattern. He wore it to work the next day just to make everyone laugh. And he told everyone it was a family heirloom from the 'weird tie' collection.