Can you share an adult short funny story?

Since adult content is not proper to be shared, here's a humorous short story. There was a little dog that always thought it was a big dog. One day, it saw a huge Saint Bernard and barked at it as if it was the same size. The Saint Bernard just looked at it amusedly. The little dog's owner was so embarrassed but also found it really funny.

Sure. There was an adult man named Dave. He went to a coffee shop. He ordered a large coffee with extra cream. When the barista handed it to him, he took a big sip and got a huge mustache of cream on his face without realizing it. He walked around the shop like that for a while until a little girl pointed at him and giggled. Dave was so embarrassed but also found it really funny.

Once there was a guy who tried to sell his old refrigerator. He put a sign on it that said 'Fridge for sale. One owner, hardly used.' A passerby asked, 'How is it hardly used if it has one owner?' The guy said, 'Well, I hardly use it because it doesn't keep anything cold!'

Here is one. A man went to a doctor and said, 'Doctor, I think I'm a dog.' The doctor was surprised but calmly replied, 'Well, lie down on the couch there.' The man said, 'I'm not allowed on the couch!' Another one: A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

An adult went to a karaoke bar with friends. He was so excited to sing his favorite song. But when the music started, he completely forgot the lyrics. Instead of being embarrassed, he started making up the most hilarious lyrics on the spot. His friends couldn't stop laughing and soon the whole bar was enjoying his improvised performance.

Sure. Here is one. A man went to the doctor and said, 'Doctor, I think I'm a moth.' The doctor was a bit puzzled but replied, 'You don't need me. You need a psychiatrist.' The man said, 'Yes, I know.' Then the doctor asked, 'So why did you come here?' The man replied, 'Well, the light was on.'

A woman was at a comedy show. She was sitting in the front row. The comedian noticed her and started making jokes about her big, floppy hat. She took it all in good humor and when the comedian asked if she had any comeback, she stood up, took off her hat, and revealed a crazy hairdo underneath that was even funnier. The whole audience erupted in laughter.

Once there was an adult who decided to learn to skateboard. He thought it would be easy as the kids made it look. He got on the skateboard in the park and immediately lost his balance. He tumbled into a bush, with his legs sticking out comically. His friends couldn't stop laughing, and he himself had to laugh at his own clumsiness too.

Once there was a man who tried to do yoga at home. He was following an online video. But he misheard the instructor. Instead of 'bend gently', he thought it was 'bend like a pretzel'. He ended up in the most comical twisted position and his cat just stared at him like he was crazy.

There was an adult Christmas party where they played a game. They had to act out different Christmas characters while wearing a blindfold. One woman was trying to be Santa Claus. She tripped over a chair while looking for her 'sleigh' (which was actually just a dining table) and ended up with a beard made of cotton balls half off her face. It was really funny and made the whole party laugh.