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Share some dear abby funny stories.

2024-12-11 12:50
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There was a story where a man wrote to Dear Abby because his wife kept misplacing his keys. Abby told a hilarious anecdote about her own experiences with forgetfulness and then suggested some practical ways to keep track of keys, like having a special hook by the door. She added a touch of humor by saying 'If your wife still can't find them, maybe she needs a pair of glasses - or a leash for your keys!'

A funny Dear Abby story involved a teenager who was embarrassed by his parents' old - fashioned dance moves at a school event. Abby replied with a story about how her parents used to dance in a way that made her want to hide too. She then advised the teen to embrace his parents' uniqueness and see the humor in it, saying 'Your parents are just having fun, and one day you'll look back and laugh - or at least have a great story to tell!'

Well, one funny Dear Abby story could be about a woman who accidentally dyed her dog pink while trying to give it a bath. She used the wrong product and ended up with a very colorful pooch. Abby's response was full of humor, saying something like 'Your dog is now the trendiest in the neighborhood!'

Dear Commander-in-Chief

Dear Commander-in-Chief

Upon being reborn, she immediately offends a vicious two-faced bigwig. He seizes her back home and insists on pampering her… “Master Jue, a despicable man came to find Madam. He wants to reconcile with her.” “Bury him alive.” “Master Jue, Madam took first place in a major competition at the University of Medicine. A rotten woman got jealous and slapped Madam.” “Slap that dirty woman’s face before sending her off to be tormented in a living hell.” “Master Jue, Madam… Madam escaped!” A certain man’s gaze sinks dangerously. He has spoiled her to such an extent, yet she is still trying to run away? Has it ever crossed her mind that it's impossible for her to run away from him?
4.2
4088 Chs
My Dear Wife, Please Be Gentle!

My Dear Wife, Please Be Gentle!

The new book "Fierce Farm Wife: Husband, I Have Medicine" has been released, welcome to dive into the new world~ Transmigrated as a bride bought for just One Tael of Silver, and ugly and foolish too! Just married, and the man broke his leg, could this be the legendary transmigration welfare? Damn it, already unlucky enough, and now there are even more problems with dreadful relatives! Qiao Duo'er slammed the table and stood up to drive away all kinds of demons and monsters, and hence her fierce reputation spread far and wide! Thankfully, the man is devoted, gentle, and considerate, not to mention handsome, strong, and with good stamina, cough cough, so she reluctantly agreed to farm and earn money to feed the buns, embarking on a blissful life! Also recommending buddy novels "Top Class Farm Girl" and "Fierce Wife on Top: Husband, the Flirting Never Ends"~~
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Reborn in the Seventies: Pampered Wife, Owning some Farmland

Reborn in the Seventies: Pampered Wife, Owning some Farmland

The new book is out! Meng Yunhan has been reincarnated back to the time of 'food coupon era', a time when people struggled with food and clothe shortages. But she is not afraid this time around. Equipped with a 'cheat code', she is ready not only to start her own business but also to grab a hold of her stoned-face brother and even support Baozi, her child. Stoned-face brother: "Wife, let's pack up Baozi and leave!" He claims that having a son who is even clingier to his wife than himself is utterly shameless! "Mommy, let's get a new daddy!" Baozi suggests. His daddy, a grown man, is still so clingy to mommy. How disgraceful! Meng Yunhan sighs: They are indeed father and son.
3.5
1037 Chs
Sweet Marriage: Dear Lady, You're Mine

Sweet Marriage: Dear Lady, You're Mine

George caught Sigrid's boyfriend sleeping with his fiancee. To punish his fiancee, George said that Sigrid is going to be his bride, or her family would go bankrupt! Sigrid had no choice but to say, yes. What's worse, it's just a contract marriage! But she didn't want this kind of fake love at all. Though she tried to get rid of him, she gradually discovered his charm and tenderness. Day by day, she got his endless love, and she became the apple of his eye. Maybe it would be fine to stay by his side. She thought so. But all of the sweetness ended on that day...she found the secret of their contract marriage...
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Dear Mr. Shi

Dear Mr. Shi

Shi Yuhan is the most heartless and evil human Song Qinghuan has ever met. He's arrogant, sharp-tongued, ruthless, and heartless towards her. Yet, he asks (read threaten) her to marry him and she has no choice but to agree. She needs to get into the Era Group to investigate her elder brother's whereabouts. Will her sacrifice be worth it? Will she be able to find the truth of her elder brother's disappearance? Will Shi Yuhan continue tormenting her? What's his motive?
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My CEO Husband Has Some Issues

My CEO Husband Has Some Issues

"My pants are already off. Stopping now would be a bit redundant, don't you think?" Everyone knew the cool, aristocratic Chairman Li was sick, but only Rong Yan knew the man was problematic and sick in the head. That day, she was accosted at the bedroom entrance. Long arms held her against her will as the man leaned into her ear and whispered, "Marry me." Rong Yan struggled to no avail. Frustrated, she said, "I have a boyfriend of five years." "You mean my son is your boyfriend?" For her baby boy, she was willing to secretly marry this billionaire chairman. From then on, he held the knife for her kills, and poured the gasoline as she set fires. Everyone knew the chairman was possessive and paranoid—and Rong Yan was his bottom line. The five-year-old Li Duidui was at a loss. When Daddy and Mommy fought, was he supposed to help clear up the misunderstanding or close the door on them...
4.8
981 Chs

Dear Abby: Share some gay stories.

3 answers
2024-11-06 23:06

One gay story could be about two men who met at a coffee shop. They both reached for the last blueberry muffin at the same time and started chatting. They soon realized they had a lot in common, like their love for classic movies. They exchanged numbers and over time, their friendship grew into a loving relationship.

What are the most memorable dear abby funny stories?

2 answers
2024-12-11 20:59

One memorable Dear Abby funny story is about a couple who argued over how to load the dishwasher. Abby's response was funny as she said it was like they were fighting a dishwasher - loading war. She made light of the situation and told them to just be glad they had a dishwasher at all.

What are some of the most interesting 'best dear abby stories'?

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2024-11-10 01:56

One interesting 'best dear abby story' could be about a family that was reunited after years of being separated due to a misunderstanding. Another might be a story of someone who overcame a great obstacle in their life with the help of Abby's advice. And there could also be a story about a couple who saved their marriage by following Abby's suggestions.

Dear Abby: What are some positive gay stories in the media?

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2024-11-07 04:32

There are movies like 'Love, Simon' which tell a positive gay story. It's about a teenage boy coming to terms with his sexuality. It's important because it gives young gay people a relatable story and shows that their experiences are normal and valid. It also helps to educate those who may not be familiar with the gay experience.

Can you share a heartwarming 'best dear abby story'?

1 answer
2024-11-09 23:52

There was this story of a couple who had lost their home in a natural disaster. They were feeling hopeless. But then, after their story was in Dear Abby's column, people from all over the area came to their aid. They were given donations, building materials, and volunteer labor to build a new home. This 'best dear abby story' shows the power of community and kindness.

Can you share some Funny Dear Deidre Stories?

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2024-11-30 10:35

Sure. There was one story where Dear Deidre tried to bake a cake for her neighbor's birthday. She mixed up the salt and the sugar, and the resulting cake was so salty that even the dog wouldn't touch it. But everyone had a good laugh about it in the end.

Tell me the 'dear abby scary story'.

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2024-10-30 13:51

I'm not sure which specific 'dear abby scary story' you're referring to. There could be many scary stories shared in the 'dear abby' context. Maybe you can give more details?

Share some interesting 'Dear Life Stories'.

3 answers
2024-11-04 10:10

One 'Dear Life Story' could be about a person who overcame a great fear. For example, someone was terrified of heights but had to climb a tall mountain for a rescue mission. They faced their fear, step by step, and in the end, not only saved the person in need but also conquered their own fear. It shows the power within us when we are pushed to our limits in life.

What makes a 'dear abby scary story' so scary?

1 answer
2024-10-30 18:08

Often, it could be the element of the unknown. In a 'dear abby scary story', things that are not fully explained or understood can be really terrifying. For example, if there's a strange figure that keeps appearing without any clear reason.

Share some interesting 'best dear deidre stories'.

2 answers
2024-11-13 09:15

Well, one 'best dear deidre story' could be about a person who was lost in life. Deidre helped them find their passion again. Maybe it was a young artist who had given up on painting. Deidre inspired them with her words and they picked up the paintbrush once more.

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