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Can you share another funny drug slang story?

2024-12-11 23:38
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Sure. There was a time when someone said 'I'm on cloud nine' which is just an expression for being really happy. But a person who was overly cautious about drug use thought they were referring to some new drug called 'cloud nine'. He started searching on his phone to see if it was a new street drug. When he realized his mistake, he was a bit embarrassed and everyone else had a chuckle.

In a work place, a colleague said 'This coffee is like a shot of something strong'. Another colleague, who had a wild sense of humor, said 'Yeah, like a shot of heroin in the morning!' Everyone in the office gasped at first, but then they realized it was just a joke. The use of drug - related slang in such a normal setting was unexpected and that's what made it so funny. It also led to a discussion about appropriate language at work, but still, it was a memorable moment for the office crew.

I heard about a group of hikers. One of them said 'I need a fix of fresh air.' Now, 'fix' is sometimes used as drug slang. A nearby hiker who overheard thought something very wrong was going on. He started following them discreetly, waiting for them to do something illegal. But all they did was sit on a cliff and enjoy the view. When he finally realized his error, he apologized and they all had a laugh about how a simple word can be so misinterpreted.

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Tell me a funny drug slang story.

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2024-12-11 12:49

Once, some guys were using the term 'dope' in a really funny way. They were at a party and one said, 'This music is dope!' but an old - timer who misheard thought he was talking about actual drugs. The old - timer started giving a long lecture about staying away from drugs while the young guys just stared in confusion at first, then burst out laughing when they realized the mix - up.

Can you share some funny English slang stories?

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2024-11-05 10:43

Another funny story is about the slang 'let the cat out of the bag'. In the past, at markets, some dishonest traders would try to sell a customer a piglet in a bag. But sometimes, instead of a piglet, they would put a cat in there. If the cat got out of the bag, the trick was revealed. So it now means to accidentally reveal a secret.

Can you share another funny airsoft story?

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2024-12-13 20:29

There was this one airsoft game where a player tried to be super sneaky. He crawled on the ground for a long time to get close to the enemy. But when he finally got up to take his shot, he realized he had crawled right into a muddy puddle and his whole face was covered in mud. His opponents couldn't stop laughing, and he just joined in the laughter himself. It was quite a sight.

Can you share another funny no sleep story?

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2024-12-11 00:27

In a small pond, there was a frog who dreamed of being a famous singer. One no - sleep night, it started croaking at the top of its lungs. But it was so out of tune that all the other frogs in the pond tried to get it to stop. The frog wouldn't listen and just kept on croaking louder and louder. Eventually, the fish in the pond started splashing around as if they were also trying to tell the frog to be quiet. It was a really funny and noisy night in the pond.

Can you share another funny dealership story?

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2024-12-09 23:44

A dealership had a special event where they were giving away free balloons to kids. One little boy got a balloon and accidentally let it go inside the dealership. It floated up to the ceiling and got stuck in the rafters. All the salespeople and customers tried to get it down. They used brooms, threw things at it, but nothing worked. In the end, they just left it there, and every time someone looked up, they would chuckle, remembering the crazy balloon incident.

Can you share another funny narcissus story?

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2024-12-08 04:54

Sure. In a certain village, there lived a man named Narcissus. He had a mirror that he carried everywhere. One day, he was walking through a meadow and saw a beautiful flower. But instead of admiring the flower, he held up his mirror to see his own face next to the flower. He then said to the flower, 'You are not as beautiful as I am.' As he was walking away, he tripped over a root because he was still looking at himself in the mirror. He landed face - first in a puddle and when he saw his muddy face, he was so horrified that he ran away. It was really a comical situation and shows his extreme narcissism.

Can you share another funny crossdress story?

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2024-12-07 14:21

In a small town, there was a fundraiser event where men were encouraged to crossdress. A local man, named Harry, participated. He wore a bright pink dress and huge hoop earrings. As he was walking on the stage for the catwalk part, his false eyelash fell off and stuck to his cheek. He didn't notice and kept strutting, which made the audience laugh uncontrollably. It was all for a good cause, and Harry had a great time despite the little mishap.

Can you share another funny skaven story?

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2024-12-05 18:57

There was a young skaven who was always told to be quiet. One day, he decided to prove that he could be louder than anyone. He climbed to the highest point in the lair and started screeching at the top of his lungs. All the other skaven covered their ears in pain. But then an owl outside heard the noise and flew into the lair. The skaven had to run for his life, realizing that being too loud can also be dangerous.

Can you share another marathi funny story?

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2024-12-05 12:28

Sure. A Marathi student was taking an English test. He had to write a sentence using the word 'bicycle'. He wrote, 'My father has a bicycle which is very old. One day, the bicycle said to my father in Marathi, 'Take me to the mechanic, I'm tired!'' The teacher was so amused by this creative use of Marathi in an English test.

Can you share another funny marijuana story?

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2024-12-03 06:44

Sure. A guy thought he could hide his small amount of marijuana in a box of tea bags. But when his mom made tea, she accidentally used one of the 'hidden' bags. The look on his face when he saw his mom sipping the tea was priceless. He was so worried she would figure it out, but luckily she just thought the tea tasted a bit strange.

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