Can you share some funny gross stories that are not related to sex?

Well, once in a school cafeteria, a kid put a whole lot of ketchup on his plate to make it look like blood. Then he pretended his chicken nuggets were body parts. He started making really dramatic scenes about a 'crime scene' at the table. It was super gross when he started 'examining' the 'body parts' with his fingers but also really funny.

Sure. One time my friend was at a picnic and a seagull flew over and pooped right on his sandwich. It was so gross but also kind of funny because of his shocked face. He was so excited for that sandwich and then it got ruined in the most unexpected and yucky way.

Once, my friend went to a very fancy restaurant. When she entered the toilet, she found that the toilet seat had a built - in heater and a music player. She was so surprised and amused that she ended up staying in there a bit longer just to enjoy the 'luxury' toilet experience. It was really funny.

Once upon a time, a girl put on her shoes without looking inside. She felt something squishy. It turned out a small frog had hopped in there. When she took her shoe off, the frog jumped out right onto her nose. It was a very short but funny and gross moment.

Once, a girl was at school during her period and she accidentally sat on a white bench without realizing her period had leaked a bit. When she got up, there was a small red mark. She was so embarrassed but her friends quickly helped her out by covering it up and making jokes to ease the situation.

Sure. Once during Christmas, my family went on a trip. At a small inn, the toilet had a really old - fashioned but cute design. There was a little picture of a reindeer on the wall inside. It made everyone laugh when they saw it. It was a small and funny thing that added a special touch to our holiday.

Sure. Here's one. A little boy was at the zoo with his mother. He saw a penguin and asked his mom, 'What are those things on their feet?' His mom replied, 'Those are their flippers, son.' The boy said, 'If I had flippers instead of feet, I would never need shoes again!'

Sure! There was a time in college when our dorm had a cooking competition. One guy tried to make a fancy cake but ended up with a gooey mess. The kitchen was a disaster, but we all had a great laugh.

Sure! Once I went camping and a squirrel stole my sandwich right from my hand while I was distracted by a beautiful butterfly. It was so unexpected and hilarious.

Once upon a time in a Hindi - speaking town, there was a man who thought he was a great magician. He announced that he could make things disappear. He started with a small pebble, but instead of making it disappear, he accidentally threw it into a lady's basket. The lady was so shocked that she chased him around the market. People were laughing hysterically at his so - called magic trick gone wrong.