What are some of the most hilarious restroom stories you've heard?

One story I heard was about a teacher who fell asleep during a student's presentation. The student just kept talking until the teacher woke up with a start and mumbled some random compliment. It was quite funny.

There was a story about a McDonalds worker who made a burger that looked exactly like a famous painting. It was just for fun during a slow shift. He took a picture of it and it went viral on social media. Customers started asking if they could order 'the art burger'. The management didn't know whether to be proud or worried about this creative outburst. It was a really funny incident that brought a lot of attention to that particular McDonalds.

I heard a story about a guy who was at a wedding. He was so excited to catch the bouquet that he ran too fast, tripped over his own feet, and face - planted right in front of the bride. Everyone was shocked at first, but then they all started laughing.

I heard about a priest who got his cassock stuck in a door on his way to the pulpit. He had to wiggle and tug to get free while the whole congregation watched and giggled. He then just laughed it off and started his sermon with a self - deprecating joke about it.

Well, I heard about a man who wanted a dolphin tattoo on his back. The tattoo artist accidentally made it look like a fish with a really long nose. It was so far from a dolphin. He was really disappointed at first, but then he started to see the humor in it. Now he tells everyone it's his unique 'dolphish' tattoo.

I heard about a Karen who was on an airplane. She didn't like the seat she was assigned and demanded that a flight attendant move her to first class. When they said they couldn't, she started crying and saying she had a medical condition that required more legroom. But she was just being difficult.

There was this mom who thought she was signing up for a dance class but accidentally signed up for a Zumba class for seniors. She showed up all excited in her regular dance gear. When she realized her mistake, she decided to stay anyway. She had a blast and told everyone about how she was the youngest one there by far. Her stories about trying to keep up with the slower - paced moves of the seniors were really hilarious.

There was a Thanksgiving where the power went out right in the middle of cooking. So, the family had to use a barbecue grill outside to finish cooking the turkey. They ended up with a very smoky and charred turkey. But instead of being disappointed, they all sat around the table, ate the smoky turkey, and told jokes all night. It was a really fun and unexpected Thanksgiving.

There was this time when a person was printing a photo of their dog. But the printer made the dog look like a green alien. The colors were all mixed up. It was really funny to see how the cute dog turned into a strange - looking creature.

There was this pregnant woman who went to a baby shower. They were playing a game where you have to guess the size of the pregnant woman's belly with a piece of string. When it was her turn to measure, she accidentally dropped the string and it landed on the cake. Everyone started laughing and she was so embarrassed but it made for a really funny moment at the baby shower.