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Tell a poop on first date story.

2024-12-12 02:59
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Here's a story. There was this couple on their first date. They decided to go for a walk in the park. Mid - way, the guy had a sudden urge. He was so embarrassed but he couldn't hold it. He quickly found a bush and had to poop there. His date was shocked at first but then she thought it was kind of funny in a strange way. After that, they continued their date more casually.

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Tell me a funny first date poop story.

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2024-11-17 05:39

I went on a first date to a coffee shop. Mid - conversation, I got this really bad stomach pain. I knew I had to go. I excused myself and made a dash for the loo. It took me a while in there. When I finally came out, my date was looking a bit worried. I told him what happened. He just chuckled and said it was okay. We then continued our date, and it actually made us more relaxed around each other.

What are some embarrassing 'first date poop story' experiences?

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2024-11-07 08:20

One time on a first date, I had a really bad stomachache. I tried to hold it in but ended up having to excuse myself multiple times. It was so embarrassing. I was worried the person would think I was sick or something. But when I finally came back, we just laughed it off and it actually made the rest of the date more relaxed.

How to handle an embarrassing poop situation on a first date?

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2024-12-12 06:14

First, stay calm. If it's you having the issue, excuse yourself politely and quickly. Don't make a big fuss about it. When you come back, you can make a light - hearted joke about it if you feel comfortable. For example, say something like 'Well, that was unexpected!'.

Share a funny first date poop - related incident.

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2024-11-17 11:39

My first date was at a movie theater. Right before the movie started, I had this sudden urge. I had to quickly find the restroom in the dark. I ended up bumping into a few people. When I got back to my seat, my date was like 'What happened?'. I told her the truth and she burst out laughing. It was quite embarrassing at the time but now we look back and laugh about it.

How can one handle an unexpected 'first date poop story' situation?

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2024-11-07 11:50

If possible, try to make a joke out of it. For example, say something like 'My stomach seems to be having its own adventure today.' This can lighten the mood and show that you're not too uptight about it. Also, when you come back, don't dwell on it too much. Just continue the conversation as normal.

Tell me a diarrhea first date story.

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2024-12-11 22:58

Well, I once heard a story. A guy was on his first date with a girl he really liked. They went to a nice restaurant. But unfortunately, he had some bad food before the date. Mid - date, he started feeling really sick and had diarrhea. He was so embarrassed. He had to excuse himself multiple times. In the end, the girl was understanding but it was still a very awkward first date.

Tell me your first date story.

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2024-12-02 18:39

My first date was at a local coffee shop. I was really nervous. We just talked about our hobbies, like how I love painting and she loves reading. It was simple but nice.

Tell a Serial Killer First Date Story

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2024-12-01 19:01

A serial killer went on a first date. He picked a park as the meeting place. He was polite, opening doors and complimenting his date. However, during their walk, he would casually mention things like how easy it would be to disappear in the thick bushes. His date didn't quite catch on at first. As the sun set, he suggested they go for a drive, but she declined, sensing something off. That was her lucky escape.

Tell me the Obama first date story.

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2024-11-23 00:48

I'm not sure exactly which first date story of Obama is widely known. But it could have been a simple and normal encounter where he got to know his future partner. Maybe it was at a community event or through mutual friends, and they started talking, shared interests, and from there, a relationship began to form.

Tell a First Date Bathroom Horror Story

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2024-11-14 15:58

On a first date at the movies, I entered the bathroom and it smelled really bad. There was some sort of plumbing issue. I had to hold my breath the whole time. When I came out, I think my date could tell something was off because I was trying not to gag. It was really a horrible experience and made the rest of the date a bit awkward.

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