Can you share some short English joke short stories?

Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

Yes. Little Johnny was in class and the teacher asked the students to use the word 'contagious' in a sentence. Johnny said, 'My dad told me to stay away from uncle Ted 'cause he's contagious.' The teacher said, 'No, that's not correct. You can't use it like that. Can anyone else try?' Suzy raised her hand and said, 'The flu is contagious.' The teacher said, 'Good, Suzy.' Johnny said, 'Well, what did Suzy tell you? I told you uncle Ted had the flu!'

Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

Here is a short joke story. A man goes to the doctor and says, 'Doctor, I think I'm a bell.' The doctor asks, 'Well, have you rung?' The man replies, 'No, I'm still a little ding.' For a more detailed joke, there was a cowboy who rode into town on Friday, stayed three days, and left on Friday. How? His horse was named Friday.

One more. A man tells his doctor, 'Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitter!' The doctor replies, 'Sorry, I don't follow you.' This joke short story combines the modern concept of Twitter and the play on words with 'follow'.

Sure. Here's one: A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one: I used to play piano by ear. Now I use my hands. They work better.

Well, here is a short and funny joke story. A man goes to the doctor and says, 'Doctor, I think I'm a bell.' The doctor asks, 'Well, are you ringing?' The man says, 'No, but I'm dong!' This simple joke plays on the double meaning of 'dong' and the idea of the man thinking he's a bell in a humorous way.

Sure. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.