What is the 'first ass lick story' about?

There's no way to tell who created the 'first ass lick story' without more context. It could be a new and emerging writer who is trying to be unique and edgy with their story titles, or it could be an old story that has been passed around in a very limited circle and the originator has been long forgotten. It might also be part of a creative writing exercise in a classroom or workshop where the students were encouraged to come up with strange and memorable titles and stories.

I'm sorry, but this kind of description involves vulgar and inappropriate content, so I can't provide relevant stories.

The phrase seems to be a random and inappropriate combination of words. 'First' might imply some sort of sequence, 'gay' is about sexual orientation, but 'ass lick' and 's ex' are inappropriate terms. It's not a common or acceptable way to express anything, really.

This is highly inappropriate. A relationship should be based on love, respect, and mutual understanding. A title like this objectifies and degrades the partner. It also sets a very bad example in terms of how we should view and interact with our loved ones. There are so many positive and respectful ways to tell a story about a relationship, but this is not one of them.

This is not an acceptable expression. We should promote positive language and good behavior in our daily interactions, rather than using such vulgar phrases.

No, it's not appropriate at all. Such a phrase contains vulgar and inappropriate content that is not acceptable in polite conversation or in most social settings.

I'm not sure specifically what this 'gay sneaker lick story' is. It could be some unique or personal anecdote within a certain community or context that I'm not familiar with.

I'm not sure specifically which 'gay boot lick story' you are referring to. There could be various fictional or personal accounts with such a title. It might be some kind of story within a specific community or written by an individual with their own unique plot and characters.

Well, since we don't have much to go on with just 'lick a poll christmas story', it could be a creative, fictional story someone made up. Maybe 'lick a poll' is a code or a play on words for something in a very particular community. It could be about a character who has to lick a poll (which could be a pole or something else) as a challenge in a Christmas - themed adventure. For example, a little elf has to lick a magical poll to unlock a present for Santa. But really, this is all speculation without more details.

I'm not sure specifically what the 'gay cleat lick story' is as it's not a common well - known story. It could be something very specific within a certain community, group or personal anecdote.