Can you share some online dating funny stories?

Sure. One of my friends once matched with a guy who claimed to be a fitness enthusiast. When they finally met in person, he showed up in a full business suit and couldn't even run a short distance without getting out of breath. It was hilarious.

Sure. One of my friends met a guy online who said he was really into fitness. When they finally met in person, he showed up wearing a superhero costume because he thought it would make him look more 'fit'. It was hilarious.

Sure. There's a story where a guy thought he was chatting with a really attractive girl on a dating app. When they finally met, it turned out to be his neighbor's cat that had accidentally stepped on the phone and sent some random messages that he had been replying to thinking it was a person. It was really embarrassing but also quite funny.

Sure! I once heard about a guy who went on an online date. He thought they were meeting at a coffee shop but the girl thought it was at a park. So they both waited for an hour at different places. When they finally figured it out and met up, they just laughed it off and ended up having a great time.

Sure. A woman thought she was chatting with a normal guy online. When they met in person, he brought his pet snake along without telling her. She was terrified of snakes and ran away immediately.

Sure. One time, my friend went on a date at a zoo. They were walking around looking at the animals when a monkey suddenly snatched the guy's hat right off his head and started wearing it! It was so unexpected that they both burst out laughing and it actually made the date really memorable.

Sure. One time, my friend went on a date to a really fancy restaurant. He was so nervous that when the waiter asked for his order, he completely blanked and said he wanted a 'unicorn steak'. The look on his date's face was priceless.

There was this one time I was chatting with a guy online. He seemed normal at first. When we met for coffee, he started talking in a really strange accent that he hadn't used before. And then he told me he was a vampire hunter. He even showed me his 'vampire hunting kit' which was just a bunch of random things in a box. It was so absurd and hilarious, yet also a bit of a horror as I worried about his sanity.

Sure. One time, a guy took a girl on a date to a park. He planned a picnic but forgot the utensils. So they ended up using twigs to eat the sandwiches. It was clumsy but made them laugh a lot.

Sure. One time at a speed dating event, a guy brought his pet parrot. Every time the bell rang for the next date, the parrot would squawk 'Next!'. It was hilarious and made everyone laugh. It also kind of broke the ice for all the conversations.