Tell Me Some One Paragraph Funny Ghost Stories

A little boy asked his father, 'Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?' Father replied, 'I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.'

A man was staying in a supposedly haunted hotel room. He heard strange noises all night. In the morning, he found out it was just the old radiator making those spooky sounds. Turns out the 'ghost' was just a creaky old heating system.

Once there was a magician on a plane. He told the flight attendant he could turn into a dove and fly off the plane. The attendant said, 'Show me.' So he did his magic trick. And the attendant said, 'Well, now go into the baggage compartment.'

Once upon a time, a magician was performing on stage. He said he could make a rabbit disappear. He waved his wand, said the magic words, and opened the box. But instead of the rabbit disappearing, his assistant was gone. The magician was so shocked that he accidentally turned himself into a carrot.

A man goes to the doctor. He says, 'Doctor, you've got to help me. I keep thinking I'm a deck of cards.' The doctor replies, 'Sit down and I'll deal with you later.'

A guy walked into a library and asked the librarian if they had any books about paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you!' and he jumped in fright.

Once upon a time, there was a little mouse. He was very brave but also a bit too curious. One day, he saw a big, shiny object on the table. It looked like a huge piece of cheese. He climbed up the table leg and when he reached the top, he realized it was just a yellow plastic toy. He was so disappointed that he accidentally knocked it over and it rolled off the table. He then quickly ran away, thinking the 'cheese' was chasing him. It was really a funny sight to see the little mouse scurrying around in panic.

There was this little boy who went to the zoo. He saw a giraffe and said, 'Mom, that horse has a really long neck!' His mom tried to correct him, but he was so adamant. He then told his mom that he wanted a horse like that for Christmas. The mom just laughed and said, 'Honey, that's a giraffe, not a horse!' But the boy just shook his head and said, 'No, it's a long - necked horse!'.

Once upon a time, there was a duck. This duck thought it was a chicken. It tried to roost in a tree like a chicken. But every time it flapped its wings, it would slide down the trunk. It was so silly! In the second paragraph, the other ducks found it. They laughed and laughed. They showed the silly duck how to swim and quack properly. The silly duck was confused at first but then started to enjoy being a duck. In the end, the silly duck became the most entertaining duck in the pond, always making the others laugh with its chicken - like antics.

There was a haunted house where a friendly ghost lived. This ghost loved to play pranks, like moving the furniture around when the family was asleep. But instead of being frightened, the family found it hilarious because the ghost always arranged the furniture in the silliest ways, like putting the sofa on top of the dining table.