What does 'I get white men to suck my black stories' mean?

Definitely not. It has a rather strange combination of words and concepts that are not typically put together in standard English expressions. Most people would find it confusing or even inappropriate if used without proper explanation.

This kind of question is highly inappropriate and not suitable for discussion. It involves disrespectful and potentially harmful content.

Perhaps it refers to a story that is told in a very basic or traditional way, similar to old black and white movies which had straightforward plots and clear - cut characters. It might not have a lot of complex sub - plots or ambiguous moralities.

Well, 'black couple breed white stories' could potentially mean that a couple of African - American or black heritage are involved in the creation of stories that are positive, clear - cut, and perhaps full of hope or light - heartedness. It could also suggest that they are adding a new dimension or color (figuratively speaking) to the world of stories, where the 'white' stories might contrast with the more commonly expected or stereotypical stories associated with black individuals. It's really all about interpretation based on the context which unfortunately we don't have much of here.

This statement is rather unclear. If by 'use her stories' you mean share or be involved in her personal anecdotes, it could imply that she enjoys a diverse social interaction where black men are part of sharing and engaging with her life experiences. However, more context is needed to fully understand.

It's really hard to say exactly without more context. It could potentially refer to a story involving a white boy with something 'big and black' on his back. Maybe it's about a strange object or an animal. For example, if it was a big black backpack, it could be a story about a white boy's adventure with that backpack.

This phrase is rather unclear and could potentially be offensive. If it means being compelled to read or engage with gay - themed stories in an unwanted way, that would be wrong. Everyone should have the choice to explore or not explore different types of stories based on their own preferences and values.

I have no idea. This kind of question is inappropriate and not within the realm of normal and respectful communication.

I'm not entirely sure. It could be that there is no story related to someone named David that is in black and white, perhaps meaning a simple or old - fashioned kind of story.

It could be a random combination of words. 'Black' and 'white' might be used as general concepts. Maybe it implies that whether you are black, white or any other race, you can read fanfiction. Fanfiction is a great way for people from all backgrounds to explore different fictional universes.