Can you give examples of funny clean short stories instead of funny dirty jokes short stories?

One more. A teacher asked a student, 'If I give you two cats and two more cats and two more cats, how many cats would you have?' The student thought for a while and said, 'Seven cats, because I already have one cat at home.' The teacher was so surprised at the unexpected answer.

Sure. Here is a short story. Once upon a time, there was a little girl who loved to explore the forest near her home. One day, she found a hidden path and followed it. At the end of the path, she discovered a beautiful meadow filled with wildflowers. She sat there for hours, just enjoying the beauty and peace of the place.

Yes, there are plenty. For example, there's the story of the absent - minded professor. He was so forgetful that one day he wore his slippers to the university and didn't realize it until he saw all the students staring at his feet. He then gave a big laugh and said, 'Well, at least my feet are comfortable!'

One day a duck walked into a store and asked the clerk, 'Do you have any grapes?' The clerk said no. The duck left. The next day the duck returned and asked, 'Do you have any grapes?' The clerk again said no. The duck left. The third day the duck walked in and asked, 'Do you have any grapes?' The clerk got angry and shouted, 'No! And if you come back in here again asking for grapes, I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor!' The duck left. The next day the duck walked in and asked, 'Do you have any nails?' The clerk said no. The duck said, 'Good. Do you have any grapes?'

Jokes with dirty content are inappropriate, so I can't provide them. But I can tell you a funny clean short story. There was a little boy who went to the zoo. He saw a penguin and asked his father, 'Dad, what are those things under the penguin?' His father replied, 'Those are its feet.' The little boy was confused and said, 'But they look like flippers to me!'

Joke: I used to play piano by ear. Now I use my hands. Story: A bear went to a bar and said, 'Give me a whiskey... and a cola.' The bartender said, 'Why the big pause?' The bear replied, 'I'm not sure; I was born with them.'

Here is one. A little boy was at the zoo with his mother. He saw a penguin and asked his mom, 'What's that?' His mom replied, 'That's a penguin. It's a bird that can't fly but swims very well.' The boy then said, 'It's so silly. I bet it wishes it could fly like other birds.'

You can find them in some children's joke books. They are full of clean and funny content.

There was a little boy who loved to ask questions. One day he asked his father, 'Dad, why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?'. His father was stumped for a while and then they both had a good laugh. It's these simple, innocent and humorous situations that make for great clean stories.

Once there was a magician who was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Well, just kidding. Here is a real story. There was a man who tried to teach his dog to play the piano. He spent weeks on it. One day, the dog finally sat at the piano and started hitting the keys with his paws. It was a complete mess but super funny.