What are some of the most hilarious funny burglar stories you know?

Well, I heard about a doctor who tried to explain germs to a very old lady. She thought he was talking about some kind of newfangled pets. She kept asking if she could keep the 'germs' as pets and what kind of food they ate. It was really funny to see the doctor's reaction.

One funny story is about a squatter who took over an old cottage. He was so confident in his 'new home' that he started a little garden in the yard. But it turned out the owner's grandson was planning to use it for a surprise party. When they showed up, the squatter was watering his plants in his pajamas. It was chaos but also very funny.

I know a story of a man who needed to fix his leaky faucet. Instead of getting the tools and doing it, he sat on the couch and started daydreaming about becoming a famous plumber in a movie. He imagined all the scenarios and dialogues. Hours passed and the faucet was still leaking.

A guy rented a room and on his first night, he heard strange noises coming from the closet. He was really scared at first. But when he finally opened it, he found a family of raccoons that had made a nest there. The raccoons were more scared of him than he was of them. He called the landlord, and they had to relocate the raccoon family safely.

I know a story where a team was doing a synchronized jump - serve practice. One player jumped too early and the others followed suit. It looked like a chaotic mess of jumps and they all ended up missing the ball completely. It was really funny.

One postmates delivery involved a huge stack of books. The delivery person was trying to balance them as they walked up to the apartment building. But as they were climbing the stairs, a few books slipped and tumbled down the stairs. They had to go back and pick them up, all while trying not to drop the rest. It was quite a sight and a really funny postmates story.

I know a story where a guy accidentally got his arm waxed instead of his leg. He was at a salon where there was a new trainee. The trainee got confused with the instructions and waxed his hairy arm. He was so surprised but then couldn't stop laughing about it.

A chef once made a pancake in the shape of a really strange monster by accident. He was just randomly pouring the batter and when he flipped it, everyone in the kitchen cracked up. It had long, wiggly arms made of batter and a big, lopsided head.

A funny cougar story I know is when a cougar was filmed trying to cross a small stream. It misjudged the jump and ended up splashing right into the water. It came out all wet and shook itself off like a big dog. Another one is about a cougar that found a mirror left in the woods by some researchers. It stared at its reflection for a long time, making all kinds of funny faces as if it was trying to figure out who the other cougar was.

I know a story where a fisherman was so focused on his fishing that he didn't notice a seagull stealing his bait right in front of him. When he finally cast his line again, the seagull followed and stole the new bait too. He was so frustrated.